HEY!
50$ Gets me contact lenses i need and keeps me from starving to death! If you wanna cashapp me that would be THE TITS!~
Cashapp $EdenMayoKnee
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me telling a lie
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If someone asked you for directions to the beach, you could technically point in any direction and be right.
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be independent! ruin your own damn night!
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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
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one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like...you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’
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criminalise golf
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me, taking a nap to avoid all my responsibilities: I can have a little unconsciousness. as a treat.
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Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
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every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face
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