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i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

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nobody ever wants to scroll through livestock deformities on the couch with me….

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this is from 2014 but every time i visit this place it just makes me sad because this livrary looks nothing like this anymore not just because of water damage (the floor is caved in now)but from people literally going in and throwing/tearing up the books and spraypainting dicks and snapchat handles everywhere :(

The library - still surprisingly well-stocked - in North Carolina’s Linden School, by the light of the setting sun.

Prints available here!

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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New Coraline design drop

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returning to tumblr for christmas adam

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Que ioputa

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stop using google chrome. switch to mozilla firefox.

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I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

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[Your vagina is average]

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writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

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Would you absolve him of his crimes?

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Still can’t get over how beautiful Astarion is. Like goddamn

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You idiot. We could have been... us.

Good Omens (2019 - ) // Our Flag Means death (2022 -)