thermodynamiclawyer

[thermodynamiclawyer]

Hey. I can have what you’re eating. Right?

[thermodynamiclawyer]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[thermodynamiclawyer]

funniest thing ever is when people act all surprised when a trans woman hates men. like you know exactly whats going on in their mind. "why would a trans woman hate men when theyre..." go on. finish that thought! or they have this batshit insane thought that trans women can relate to a cis male experience or that trans women have never felt oppressed by men around them. even closeted trans women likely live in fear of cis men but sure it makes no sense for them to harbor any hatred. sure

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i cant wait to get out of this academic hellhole so i can get a house with my gf and live long enough to be one of those elder lesbians

[thermodynamiclawyer]

some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

[thermodynamiclawyer]

thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering

#YEAH…..

[thermodynamiclawyer]

yeah sorry we took your canon male character and made him a butch dyke. no yeah it didnt change his appearance hes just a butch dyke now. sorry. hes infinitely cooler now if that makes u feel better

[thermodynamiclawyer]

#technically it’s princess jellyfish but after that was soul eater

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fuck you fuck your found family of misfits and gay warlocks and shit dont you fucking dare grapple with your emotional struggles in an empowering story of overcoming trauma in my fucking dungeon there is no tenderness here there is no tendersoft slow burn romance there is nothing but weeping and howling and the gnashing of gore-stained teeth in the dark there is acidspray and dart traps and boiling oil pits and skeleton archers firing through murderslits and false doors and bomb-rigged treasure chests and giant fucking ogres and a frankenstein and a vampire (NOT a traumatized goth with a heart of gold it's a fucking nosferatuwho wants to fucking kill you and not even eat you) and electric eels and zombies and Poison and cave ins and electrical traps and spinningflayers and shrieking hellion devils and barbed wire and backstabbing ninjas and actual landmines . I'm going to capture your found family and I'm going to kill them it's not even going to be a conflict that you can resolve by overcoming your dead childhood hamster trauma and reunite with your loved ones I'm going to set them on fire

[thermodynamiclawyer]

fuck you fuck your found family of misfits and gay warlocks and shit dont you fucking dare grapple with your emotional struggles in an empowering story of overcoming trauma in my fucking dungeon there is no tenderness here there is no tendersoft slow burn romance there is nothing but weeping and howling and the gnashing of gore-stained teeth in the dark there is acidspray and dart traps and boiling oil pits and skeleton archers firing through murderslits and false doors and bomb-rigged treasure chests and giant fucking ogres and a frankenstein and a vampire (NOT a traumatized goth with a heart of gold it's a fucking nosferatuwho wants to fucking kill you and not even eat you) and electric eels and zombies and Poison and cave ins and electrical traps and spinningflayers and shrieking hellion devils and barbed wire and backstabbing ninjas and actual landmines . I'm going to capture your found family and I'm going to kill them it's not even going to be a conflict that you can resolve by overcoming your dead childhood hamster trauma and reunite with your loved ones I'm going to set them on fire

[thermodynamiclawyer]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

[thermodynamiclawyer]

fuck you fuck your found family of misfits and gay warlocks and shit dont you fucking dare grapple with your emotional struggles in an empowering story of overcoming trauma in my fucking dungeon there is no tenderness here there is no tendersoft slow burn romance there is nothing but weeping and howling and the gnashing of gore-stained teeth in the dark there is acidspray and dart traps and boiling oil pits and skeleton archers firing through murderslits and false doors and bomb-rigged treasure chests and giant fucking ogres and a frankenstein and a vampire (NOT a traumatized goth with a heart of gold it's a fucking nosferatuwho wants to fucking kill you and not even eat you) and electric eels and zombies and Poison and cave ins and electrical traps and spinningflayers and shrieking hellion devils and barbed wire and backstabbing ninjas and actual landmines . I'm going to capture your found family and I'm going to kill them it's not even going to be a conflict that you can resolve by overcoming your dead childhood hamster trauma and reunite with your loved ones I'm going to set them on fire

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Sorry, your game looks cool, but the promotional material used the words "wholesome" and "cozy" so I gotta stick by my principals.

#IVE BEEN SAYING THIS SHIT TO MY CLASSMATES IN MY GAME DESIGN CLASSES

[thermodynamiclawyer]

Might I suggest, New YorJerseyDeladelphia

[thermodynamiclawyer]

the problem with driving is its realtime when it should be turn-based