i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: those baby monkeys were problematic a.f. for preferring cloth mother over wire mother
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i need to smoke with you real bad
go light up in the ATM vestibule at your local Chase bank I'll find you
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bees?
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Philly is such a wildly unserious city
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happy what do tuesday's tuesday
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pdf is the new sex
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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:
vibrator dies mid use
roll a shitty joint
realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention
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goddess details piece
main
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Tumblr users use "anti" like conspiracist grandpas use "woke left"
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Is this not Lisa Rinner
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