love has always been such a hard thing for me, because I’ve been in love with the same guy since i was 10. If you don’t know I’m 16. He’s always been there for me and never let me down even when I was sad. Love has always been around so has the heart breaks ever girl has, it sucks to know that the person you love doesn’t love you back. So honestly I’m here for anyone that needs to talk.
We’ve got a store full of inventory Hook you up with a new butt, end of story We’ve got “My Humps.” We got “Badunkadunk.” We’ve got “Bootylicious” and “Junk in the Trunk.” The type of butt that rappers sing of And if you’re ol’ school, we got the “Pumps and a Bump.” We’ve got miles of booty Warehouse of booty White girl booty that’s cute and snooty We’ve got the ass of Kardashian We’ve got the Jennifer Lopez if that’s your plan We’ve got the Shakira, the Beyonce We’ve got the Matthew McConaughey …wait what? Come on, ladies I can sell you a butt that’ll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos Doesn’t every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos? Girl, we’ll take your booty and make it so when you shake it Everybody in the place will pray for you to get naked We’ve got an abundance of asses so tan They’ll make a catholic preacher say “god damn!” And if you can’t afford it, I’m sorry friend We’ve got a couple of asses in the bargain bin We’ve got a variety of booty If you like ‘em bizarre We can make you an ass that can play guitar like So, come on down ladies Our booty store is conveniently located right off the westside highway Right next to the Chuckie Cheese Come on Let’s do this Put that ass on layaway
idea: you and Ross were doing fine dating being happy then you found out that he was stalking you so you freak out and yall broke up and then he saw you with another person and he got even more obsessive and starts stalking you more and broke into your apartment then you went to his house to drop of his key he gave you and you walked in and saw that he had a million different pictures up all about you and how he wanted to rape and kill you then you move and he starts dating your friend and she doesn't tell you because she thinks you don't know him then he gets your new address and he starts sending you random things and his obsession gets way out of control. #ross #rocky #rydel #ryland #ratliff #riker #lynch #ellington #ellingtonlee #ellingtonratliff #r5ers #r5family #rossshor #rockymark #RydelMary #rydellynch #rosslynch #RikerLynch #rockylynch #rylandlynch #RikerAnthony #Rydellington #rylandmichael #rourtney #courtneyeaton @officialr5 @rikerr5 @rydelr5 @ratliffr5 @rockyr5 @rossr5 @rylandr5 @stormielynchr5 @stormiestylesr5 @mlynch2020 @ratliffsmomr5 (at read caption to understand)
Okay Lori is now my second top favorite woman in the entire world right after Rydel. She is the biggest inspiration you could possibly ever have, like I just watched her wet seal model audition tape, and I was literally in tears by the end of it, because I was so touched by her story. She is amazing and beautiful and really deserves to be a Wet Seal model! Lori I really hope you win this because you really deserve it! (at tag lori?)
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