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The second time I quilted Joan of Ark.

This one just got first place at the Utah State Fair

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Breaking News: comedian who was never in danger of being cancelled complains about cancel culture to drum up interest for his pop tart movie.

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Harley & Ivy

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when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

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white people walk in front of this and a trapdoor immediately opens up dropping them into the Rancor pit

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Assault roosters and battery hens.

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My on my way to have plastic sex with my polyethylene wife.

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Bothering the beast

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I literally have five lamps. That’s too many.

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Everyone knows what it is but only a small, selective group of people know what actually happens in it.

Homestuck and Avatar (the film franchise) take up the same place in the cultural sphere.

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Homestuck and Avatar (the film franchise) take up the same place in the cultural sphere.

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the meaning of life is summed up in the story elmer bendiner tells about how when he was a pilot the second world war, his plane was hit with a barrage of anti-aircraft fire from the nazi forces but the crew survived. and how everyone was saying it was a miracle until they investigated the shells that got in the fuselage and found there was no explosive charges in any of them. in one they found a note scribbled in czech, written by the person who had been forced to manufacture the shells, and it just said ‘this is all we can do for you now’.

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Ron Cobb’s ornithopter concept for Jodorowsky’s Dune

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing