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God bless each and every one of you

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

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WOW LIKE DAMN

after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose.

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Please and thank you

If you want a Valentines Day card based off your blog reblog this!!

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Dat pun do

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Lemme tell y’all something

When Reylo kiss comes, it’s gonna be real good.

Why do I say so?

Oh, simply because Adam Driver can make out like a BEAST

SHIT YO

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I 100000000000% support this theory and will defend it will my life.

I’m pretty sure Rey and Ben are already married?

GUYS I’M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 

I stumbled on a ton of evidence that the Hand Touch scene represents a symbolic marriage between our favorite couple. Let’s talk rituals in traditional Hindu weddings, kids. 

First up: the panigrahana, which is held in the presence of fire. Facing west, the groom takes the hand of the bride, who faces east. It signifies that they are equal partners for life. 

Hmm… that looks a little familiar, no?

Not convinced? Let’s try again. Just before the panighrana, the bride’s father or closest male relative presides over the joining of the couple’s hands. This step is called the kanyadaan.

Curious, right? Not really. Especially after Ben just said that Luke was Rey’s surrogate father figure in the third ForceTime session.

Oh, and fun fact: the couple performs these rituals while tied together by a thread. The thread represents the new marriage, tying the couple together in an unbreakable bond.

I’m just gonna leave this here…

We’re not done yet. There’s one final step, which is actually the most important: the bride and groom recite vows to each other around the fire (the saptapadi).

Irony: when the antis are actually right about something.

HOLY %$* RJ YOU WENT THERE

Credit to @acagoldsmith for her brilliant meta that first discussed most of these parallels. She wrote a detailed analysis of Reylo and cross-cultural traditions / myths, and you should definitely read it if you haven’t already.

Message me for sources. 

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Bi Problems

That awkward moment when you have a crush on a girl only to find out she’s straight and has a boyfriend . . .

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He’s not Ben, but sure.

Dear Evan Hansen | Broadway | 02-06-2018 | .WAV ( tracked )

cast: Taylor Trensch (Evan),  Ben Levi Ross (u/s Jared), Rachel Bay Jones (Heidi), Laura Dreyfuss (Zoe), Michael Park (Larry), Jennifer Laura Thompson (Cynthia), Mike Faist (Connor), Kristolyn Lloyd (Alana)

Notes: Taylor’s first official show as Evan!

P.S. Someone posted the untracked version here.

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ALL 👏HOUSES👏MATTER👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

This is a PSA: 👏 All 👏 Houses 👏 Matter 👏

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

ALL 👏 HOUSES 👏 MATTER 👏

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I finally came out as bi to my parents and it feels really good. I was super scared that they would disown me or or something but they were totally cool with it. 

I’m still struggling with other things, like I’m worried about my conservative grandparents, but I’m just really happy that my parents accept and love me as I am.

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Okay so I got this idea from another but reblog if your name IS Dana

I want to find my name twins

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Hhhhrrrgghhhh there went my heart

How about...Rey is captured by bounty hunters, overhears them talking about a coup to overthrow/kill Ben, and she uses the bond to warn him - but all he cares about is the fact that she's in danger?

He hadn’t seen her in weeks. A part of him – a large, beating,thrashing part of him – feared that theirbond was gone. That Rey had found some way to rend it in two, and had left him alonein the universe. Once again, truly, utterly alone.

The more logical part of Kylo’s brain told him that he wouldhave felt it if half of his soul had cut itself off from him. It was difficultto hear that part of him underneath the fear.

And then.

He saw her.

Frozen to the spot, for a moment he thought he might behallucinating. There she was – there, there– in his room. Real. Connected. Theywere still connected.

It felt like he could breathe again – but only for a beat.

She lay crumpled in a heap on the ground. She remainedstill, so terrifyingly still, her only movement the slow inhale-exhale as shebreathed. He couldn’t see her face, she was turned away from him. All he couldsee was something dark and wet clumped in her hair, something that ran red downthe side of her neck.

“Rey.”

Forgetting to even close his door, he flew to her side. Kneelingby her side, he saw that her hands had been bound in front of her with somesort of energy cuff. A newer model, similar to the ones First Orderstormtroopers used. He gathered her in his arms, his eyes flying over everyinch of her looking for injuries. Her thigh had been sliced open, staining herpant leg with blood. Her arm wrapping had been torn off her left arm. Ablueish-purple bruise marred nearly the entire right side of her face,disappearing into her bloodied hairline. It looked like she had gotten her headbashed against something. Hard.

She started violently at his touch. Her eyes flew open, hermuscles tensing for a fight. He could feel her start to push against him, thinkingthat he was an enemy.

Thinking her was the person who had done this to her. Kylo’smouth went dry. He couldn’t manage to swallow.

Kylo’s grip on her tightened.

“It’s me,” he choked out, desperate to calm her. “Rey. It’sme.”

It took several long, excruciating moments for recognitionto wash over her features. Her beautiful, bruisedface.

“Ben,” she whimpered, as if she couldn’t quite believe he wasthere. As if she was relieved that hewas there. She reached up and clutched the front of his shirt with both hershackled hands.

The fear churning in his gut burned to ashes, replaced by furyexploding in his chest like a fire. All at once, rage overtook him and he couldbarely see straight. He could barely think straight. All he saw was the red ofthe blood seeping down her neck. All he felt was the in-out of her ribs againsthis arm. All he heard was his name.

“Who did this,” he demanded. Snarled. “I’ll kill them. Rey, who did this to you.”

She just swallowed, then shook her head. The look in her eyewas a mixture of fear and urgency that made him hold her closer. “I’ve got towarn you-”

“I’ll kill them for doing this to you. I swear, I’ll killanyone who laid a hand on you.”

He meant it. Force,he meant it.

Murder boiled in his veins like poison. Kylo needed to knowwhere she was. He needed to be able to go get her, to save her, to kill whoever had done that to her face-

Hot tears stung the back of his eyes, but he refused to letthem fall. His throat closed up.

But, again, Rey ignored him. “It’s a plot.” She clutched hisshirt even tighter, twisting her fingers into the fabric. “They’re going to tryto kill you. I stumbled into it by accident,” she went on, throwing a quickglance over her shoulder, “I think there must be well over-”

“I don’t care. Where are you?”

“Ben, I’m trying to warnyou. Your officers are-”

“I don’t care,” hesnapped. What she was telling him hardly even registered, all he could think ofwas her – all alone – thrown in some rotted jailcell, or sealed in an old escapepod, or perhaps at the bottom of a pit. Taking a breath, he gingerly brushedsome of her bloodied hair off her forehead. “Rey. Just tell me where you are. Please.”

She stared up at him with those beautiful hazel eyes, hergaze filled with frustration and a worry that only made his rage grow. He heldher to him as tightly as he dared, trying not to injure her further. For all heknew, her body was riddled with bruises that he couldn’t see. Kylo watched herpress her mouth together, felt her ribs as she sighed. Then she opened hermouth-

Their connection went dead. Rey faded from his arms as ifshe had never been there at all. He was left kneeling in the corner of hisquarters.

Alone.

Terror blossomed like a flower, and grew alongside his fury.

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SLYTHERIN: “You have no idea what you’re doing. This is great. Because you don’t know what you’re doing, you don’t know what is possible, and what is impossible.” –Neil Gaiman

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Surprise, so am I!

Surprise, I’m in love with this woman.

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This is incredibly powerful.

little book to introduce kids to being trans. might finish if i have time

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YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS 

Anakin: *chokes his own wife for not accepting his turn to the dark side*

Tumblr: Anidala is fuckin BAE OMFG

Ben: *literally tells Rey that she means the world to him*

Tumblr: REYLO IS ABUSIVE AND PROBLEMATIC !!!!

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Reason #1237534 why I’m bi

Daisy Ridley behind the scenes of Star Wars: The Last Jedi