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ooh what about a catfight between Freddie and Beverly? who would win then?

Ok, love Beverly, but I think Freddies gonna win this. Like you said, against Will Freddie fought hard, and made a struggle and got some good hits in. Beverly is killed by Hannibal in a cut to black scene, but when we see her body there are no signs of struggle, no skin underneath the fingernails, no bruises. Based on this it probably didnt take much force to subdue her. She has a gun but shes not well versed in fights and hesitates to harm.

Freddie is not afraid of a low blow, shes pulling hair and punching titties. She also comes across to me as someone who takes pride in her body, so she exercises frequently. However I could definitley see Beverly getting the upper hand, but then Freddie would pull some sort of trick on her, like throwing dirt in her eyes, saying something startling, or kissing her. Freddie would be able to get away in the end, but not without heavy bruising and dirty tactics.

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happy lesbian visibility week <3

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my favorite thing about will graham is that we know he does not give a fuck about the cannibalism nor do I think he’s homophobic/ opposed in general to the idea of being gay so ultimately i have to conclude that will’s biggest problem with hannibal is that he’s an aristocrat

#that and hes a psychologist #if young will graham caught him and hannibal together when they were older hed kill them both and then himself

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the fact that hannibal is explicitly religious is so delicious

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I wish Hannibal hadn’t killed Beverley. I really liked her and she was more of a friend to will than all the others

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Ms. Lounds please take a seat on the kacouch .

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girl. girl. girl.

#damn she fine

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A reality where they adopted her

PRINTS on my fixed post

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Switches bitches

Repost from idk who, if you know who made it, tell me please

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Will occasionally visits a woman he trauma bonds with at the hospital during his stay; tells her she's pretty during one of their conversations. Hannibal gives that woman a comb that she can use to brush her hair to make herself look prettier; with which can also form static inside the chamber she's in, causing fire inside that chamber, burning her to the point where she is no longer recognizable. Good work Hannibal, i fucking hate you btw

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1.05 | 2.01 | 3.08 | 1.09

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If Bedelia and Freddie Lounds had a cat fight who'd win?

Freddie for sure and i'm not just saying this bc its you. look at the fight she put up against Will, for several reasons she didn't really stand a chance but she could seriously hold her own. I think Bedelia would be pretty vicious also in a fight, but I don't see her as the throwing hands type if that makes sense

as far as like a verbal fight, they're both pretty good with words. i think Freddie would have more ammunition though since Bedelia literally also disappeared to Italy with Hannibal, and Bedelia could only hit Freddie with the usual empty insults: nosy, rude, annoying, unethical journalist, etc. (all of which are not true and mean nothing to Freddie because she knows she's winning anyways)

#yeahh i think verbally bedelia could say nothing that freddie would really be offended by #while freddie has a normal persons view of bedelias situation amd would verbally beat the shit out of her #and yeah i do think that freddie got into catfights in highschool for spreading rumors or something(all the truth) #and she did not hesitate to pull hair #meanwhile bedelia kind of just goes along with everything hannibal does and is very wimpy (i love her tho) #i mean she does kill her patient but even that it wasnt anywhere near the fight freddie put up against will #you gave the correct answer dawg👍 #altho i also think any fight they had would inevitably turn to hatefucking

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#you have to say yes.

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x06 || 3x11

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i was curious so i looked up what story alana was reading to abigail and it's about a inmate who escapes a prison and ends up killing an entire family. she was reading that to a teenage girl who just narrowly escaped being killed by her serial killer father. anyway i never want to hear about how normal and well adjusted alana is ever again

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My sister who has never watched Hannibal created this imaginary AU called Willderella which is basically a Cinderella AU. The evil step mom is Jack who won't allow Will to meet Prince Hannibal because he has to catch serial killers, not to attend balls. So fairy Godmother Margot does something about it.

Listen. I don't know where this is going but I need to know more.