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table for one

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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The finger pointing,what did the little man do to you

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Scars on your body show that you have lived; scars on your heart show that you have loved.

Nina Dul

#the real tragedy is ive done so much dumb shit and none of it has left a scar

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[Image description: A tumblr text-post, edited blackout-poetry style. Resulting text reads, "There is a reason there's stigma against personality disorders, and it's ableism. It's because ableism". The last 'M' in the word 'ableism' is two 'N's connected together.]

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There is a reason there's stigma against personality disorders, and it's ableism.

It's because ableism.

Submitted by @chompercroncher

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After all these years, it finally happened

It happened

I had a dream I was a worm

I was a worm in a relationship with a human man

He still loved me even though I was a worm

The question has been answered

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FINALLY

🧑🏿‍🔬🧪

A POST-TRUTH

CRIME DOCUMENTARY

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Y’all like blackout poetry right?

[Image description: A screenshot of a scene from the short story Winkler, a scene which won a Bad Sex Scene award. Most of the text in the screenshot has been redacted. The part that isn’t redacted says: “Wink “And he and his and he and she and and and he and and he and a and and he and as she and. Like Zorro.””]

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little doodle for the like three people out there who have both played hollow knight and listened to the mechs

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Those who protest against Israel's genocide are punished for antisemitism.

But for some strange reason, authorities have never cracked down on antisemitism any other time. Any other time, antisemitism is considered free speech.

It's almost as if they know damn well that protesting against Israel is not antisemitism.

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#as a historical reenactor i gotta fuck off around 12th century europe

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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

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Why is it even called the Swiss guard... do you actually have to be Swiss to join? I guess there are Swiss Italians right... Wikipedia says it's 10% of the country. Weird type of restrictions for hiring though. I wonder if anybody made a discrimination claim against them... although I guess the Vatican legal system prob doesn't even recognize the concept of discrimination LOL

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Does dungeon meshi stand a chance of unseating fullmetal alchemist as "the best anime ever." Discuss

#oh for sure #dungeon meshi can never do what fma did but that goes both ways

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Falin: babe please can we just have normal sex tonight

Marcille: no. lay an egg in me

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how long have I been out