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Sorry guys Lan Qiren says booping is forbidden 😔

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Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.

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mxtx saying that modern lwj would wear glasses ruined my life cause all i can think of is canon lwj going through the whole plot while being nearsighted

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Nie Mingjue: Do I need to repeat myself?

Nie Huaisang: No need, I ignored you just fine the first time.

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I'm pretty happy with how this turned out… It feels like the ultimate holy card: WangXian will assist your romantic endeavours XD

I hope you like it too! 💙

Prints and other stuff on my RedBubble and Threadless

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Post resurrection WWX saying "But did you die?" every time someone is complaining about stuff in his presence making everyone kinda awkward and uncomfortable until one day he does it to Wen Ning and Wen Ning just goes "yeah" and stares at him for a full minute until they both start laughing.

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Wei Wuxian (in a rather dire situation) : You know what? I think the worst part about being a giraffe would be having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

Jiang Cheng (panicking) : Wei wuxian give me your fuCKING HAND!

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*me, getting out of my dissociative state to log back on my mdzs bullshit for a hot second:* there really wasn't much of a choice for Nie Huaisang but to send those girls with Jiang Cheng. No matter how upright Lan Xichen was, he didn't trust him enough to play the role of a neutral judge given how close he was to Jin Guangyao. Nie Huaisang couldn't take care of that part without disturbing the wishy-washy persona he carefully crafted for himself in front of the entire world. But Jiang Cheng? Relentless. A dog with a bone. He'd get to the bottom of the matter and dig out all the facts in less than 2 hours, never mind if someone he should be cultivating strong and stable alliances with is at the centre of the storm. Trust the leader of the sect represented by the flower that blooms in the mud to lend his ear to a servant girl and a prostitute.

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lan jingyi is literally insane first he lansplains zidian directly to sect leader jiang cheng’s face and nearly makes him cry in a 20 second argument by saying you killed your martial brother stupid, then he gets in another fight with another sect leader in the middle of a corpse invasion just so he can roast su she for being a tacky knockoff in front of a jury of his peers.  if lan jingyi found reason to beef with a god he would not hesitate.

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the untamed + text posts

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can’t resist the cheekies 

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[wangxian] Thirty-Three for One

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2021.01 ☆ a weighted blanket of sorts 🐇🐇

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Xiao Xingchen: Before you embark on a journey to revenge, dig two graves.

Xue Yang:

Xue Yang: What a stupid fucking quote.

Xue Yang: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.