theyaoiconnoisseur

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Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

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is anyone actually reapplying sunscreen every 3 hours or is that just an urban legend

#I never use sunscreen. (<- guy who should most definitely start using sunscreen)

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fun fact my cat & i are both blind so we accidentally run into each other sometimes, but bc im much louder than he is, when we get close to each other he chirps to warn me he’s there

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.

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served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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i don't really think misha collins situation is the same as tswift and shawn mendes though

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a wizard turns John into a wooden bowl

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from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx

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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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