Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.
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bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology
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this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!
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I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake
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jehovahs witnesses just came to my door and they were these little old ladies so I didn’t have the heart to tell them I wasn’t interested so yea I just spent 20 minutes learning about jesus while wearing an avocado face mask
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im not high mom im just happy
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