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thief-anon · 17 hours ago
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im going to cause irreparable harm to your body
even the idea of santa claus makes me violently angry
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thief-anon · 17 hours ago
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even the idea of santa claus makes me violently angry
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thief-anon · 18 hours ago
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i want to fight santa claus again
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thief-anon · 20 hours ago
would you be a stay at home husband thief
i cant stop thinking about this ask... why would you ask me this
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thief-anon · 21 hours ago
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people who believed in santa claus as children have anxiety now it's just a fact
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thief-anon · 22 hours ago
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people who believed in santa claus as children have anxiety now it's just a fact
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thief-anon · 22 hours ago
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he's a moldy old man who breaks into your house to watch you sleep and judges your every move
even the idea of santa claus makes me violently angry
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thief-anon · 22 hours ago
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even the idea of santa claus makes me violently angry
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thief-anon · a day ago
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me when its morning time
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thief-anon · a day ago
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Assume a fake identity
get a job at tumblr 
go to work like a normal employee
DELETE TUMBLR
Resign before they can fire and or sue me
Disappear into the wind
Assume a fake identity
Get a job at twi
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thief-anon · a day ago
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d detonates ?
bestie you may not like this but it is for the best and you’ll thank me one day <sends you to jupiter to get more stupider>
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thief-anon · a day ago
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bestie <pounds on the door of the rocket from the inside> bestie this isnt you you don't have to do this
bestie you may not like this but it is for the best and you’ll thank me one day <sends you to jupiter to get more stupider>
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thief-anon · a day ago
Thief are you vaccinated
i am and it has made me more powerful than you could possibly imagine
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thief-anon · a day ago
get well soon, homeslice! the anons of anon monday are cheering for you
- taffy
thank you taffy :) I shall
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thief-anon · a day ago
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no I am tormented body and soul
Bark
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thief-anon · a day ago
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one of you tried to poison me didn't you. ingrates. unbeknownst to you my body is more powerful than your weak and feeble tonics, pah
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thief-anon · a day ago
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How's it going you leacherous little fiends
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