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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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Logging in to let you all know that the Palestinian Relief Bundle is now officially live after a few delays. You can get games like A Short Hike, Anodyne, Wandersong, Coffee Talk, Zero Ranger, They Bleed Pixels, A Monster's Expedition - and more indies for $8. (Also, my artbook Pocket Goods is there).

Fundraising goal as of writing is $100,000 - let's smash it! Live updates on the bundle are on @vgforpalestine.

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But it's true sir! I read it in a tumblr post!

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me when i at the function

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come on dude

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in this town you either SHIT or PROLAPSE YOUR ANUS

#v competitive #credit: my lovely wife

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my dog watching me wash my hand after he just got done licking it for 20 minutes straight

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Inspired by the fact that I am rewatching my first ghibli movie spirited away

Please reblog for bigger sample size

#grave of the fireflies

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me after getting swallowed by a whale, jonah style: wait this could actually.. this could work out. open floor plan high ceilings low water bill.... yeah this is fantastic actually

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heads up: this games charity bundle was finally approved on itch.io! it opens this friday, april 12th, and will run for a week. all proceeds will go to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund.

you can check out the bundle on itch.io and follow @vgforpalestine on twitter for more updates!

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Peeing

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Sniffing glue = gets you high

Glue = made of horses

Sniffing horses = I think we need to do some research!

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i refuse to exploit old people even though they SUCK

*clocking into work* god i hope they fire me today

#ooooo you wanna fire me so bad do it you wont coward fire me. fire me. fire me.

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018