do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—
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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
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Carl Phillips, from “Civilization”, Then the War: And Selected Poems, 2007-2020
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:)
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When I read a fanfic I like, the author becomes a mini celebrity to me. So when an author with a work I like kudos’ or comments on my own fanfic I just-
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task manager kill this man
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