*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
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*person without adhd voice* adhd was just invented to sell medicine
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Reblog if you love Misha Collins
I’m trying to prove a point to the haters.
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I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever.
So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked.
I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark.
I make eye contact with the dude driving.
I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked.
I see his eyes widen….
With fear.
He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.
And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.
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How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism
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male country artists: i love my truck and my beers
female country artists: i am going to kill my husband
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When your life flashes before your eyes, it’s a survival mechanism to massively recall any information that may be able to save you
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Hair prettier than Rapunzel’s
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This looks like a house at the outdoor museum I go to and now I'm really nostalgic and miss the place.
I thought y'all would enjoy this
My fiancé and I went to this old, abandoned house near our town today. I heard about it when I worked at a local pizza place and one of my co-workers told me that it’s supposed to be haunted. I can definitely tell you that the feeling my fiancé and I felt while we were there was definitely some @sixpenceee shit
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Dear heavily tattooed people
If I’m staring at you it’s not because I’m judging you I’m just trying to check out your ink.
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This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
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For those with anxiety.
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