this wouldn't leave my brain
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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants
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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?
Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons
both were made in a lab
mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo
both have incredible psychic powers
kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019
mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed
mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven
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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable
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whotever… im donot have to listen to anybody
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Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared
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