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The Mice at Work, Threading the Needle painted by Beatrix Potter (1866 - 1943)

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Story of my life.

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Charlie Cox in Daredevil (3.07)

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@kamillahn

i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don't freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.

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It's also a gender thing. My husband needs to shower a lot more often than I do, even though we both have semi-active jobs. I shower to keep my hair looking nice; he showers to keep from smelling bad.

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Adorable human marshmallow Charlie Cox dancing like a dork in “T Takes Brooklyn ‘09” [x]

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Gifs by Emziess

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

#human disaster matt murdock

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I went to my university nurse once and said I had an eye infection and I'd been treating it with antibiotic drops from Mexico. He looked at the bottle and said, "I can't read Spanish. What does it say?"

I gave him a hard look and read: "Ingredientes: tetracyclino."

He said that was what he would have prescribed anyway and I should carry on.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Reblog if you say "Y'all"

#this is exactly the argument my dad--the high school english teacher-- made for why y'all was a valuable addition to the language #he probably didn't grow up saying it but I did #his justifications were based on Spanish because he spent his formative years in Mexico City #which is why I'm not sure he grew up saying it

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The guy who made our wedding cake, who was very large, bearded, tattooed, and wearing steel-toed boots, but made delicious cakes in a shop called "The Dessert Fairy," pretty much threatened our lives if we kept a piece of the cake for a year. He said that tradition came from back when wedding cakes were rum cakes and therefore keeping them for a year was no big deal, but the cake he was going to make us would be ruined if we kept it in a freezer for that long and if we wanted a cake on our anniversary he would make us a fresh cake and it sounded like a very tall soapbox that we did not want to mess with. So we decided, in real fear for our kneecaps, that we would not keep a piece of cake.

Then our helpful relatives at the reception boxed up the leftover cake and put it in our freezer while we were away on our honeymoon. So the moral of the story is, don't give your mother a key to your house if you value your kneecaps.

Did you keep a slice of your wedding cake to have on your 1 year anniversary? Do people still do that?

People still do anniversary cakes, yes 🥰 and so did we. Good thing too, because it was sooo tasty

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Does my bank account count?

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

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MATT MURDOCK as DAREDEVIL Daredevil Season 3×04

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Charlie Cox in Kin (2.08)

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Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.