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yall know if the get down was a show about a bunch of WHITE intelligent and talented young musicians and artists coming to terms with their sexualities and battling their every day lives while trying to make a bright future everyone would’ve been neck deep in it, with hundreds new gifsets everyday and whatnot and it would’ve been advertised the fuck out of and getting renewed for season 2 but guess why none of that is happening

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IM THE WORST ART TEACHER DONT WATCH THIS

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WHAT!!!!!

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The way kids talk to each other tends to give me a pretty good idea of how the adults in their lives talk to them.

Sometimes this is really sad. Like I’ve seen kids parroting overly-critical and harsh language that they definitely didn’t learn on their own and I want to go over and be like “kiddo, that’s inappropriate no matter how old you are. You shouldn’t be talked to like that.”

Sometimes it’s just bizarre. I’ve heard a few kids who either watch the Simpsons or their parents literally talk like Ned Flanders.

Sometimes it’s really sweet and encouraging, like the little boy who’s friend built a block tower and he squealed, “You did it! Good for you, I’m so proud of you!”

Sometimes though, sometimes it’s hilarious. One time I was babysitting a seven year old and his three year old twin siblings. I was helping the girl twin dress her doll when I noticed the boy twin making a mess. The older brother looks at him, sighs, and goes:

“Buddy. Buddy just…buddy don’t do that. Look, see? You’re making a mess, you’re just gonna…buddy, that’s not gonna work, it’s….*sigh* well, alright then.”

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soulja boy tell em. im too shy

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me, a Catholic cowboy: what in transubstantiation

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I love when food is spicy enough that ur nose starts running. It’s such a purifying feel like yes… clear my sinuses for me

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when there’s 30 seconds left and someone on Chopped tries to make a vinaigrette

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Everyone’s reaction when a good fanfiction gets updated

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*goes to the gym with a naruto headband on*

*does the naruto run on a treadmill*

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Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

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When the signs are talking to someone they hate

Sassy: Taurus, Libra, Aquarius

Trolling: Cancer, Leo, Pisces

Sarcastic: Capricorn, Gemini, Aries

Fuckin rude: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Virgo

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Recipe for each Sign

Aries: 1 tbsp of cinnamon, 3 baseball trophies, 2.5 lbs of sexy, a pinch of crazy.

Taurus: 1 pound of Doritos, 1 pound of chill, a bottle of wine. Bake at 69 degrees for an hour.

Gemini:  argue with a box of funfetti cupcake mix until your head explodes. Douse it with Smirnoff and serve cold.

Cancer: 7 cups of sugar, 1 quart of black coffee, 4 slashed tires.

Leo: 5 ounces of orange juice, 1 tube of toothpaste, a year’s worth of witty jokes, a tbsp of narcissism.

Virgo: a library card, 3 cups of sarcasm. Don’t add salt, Virgo is salty af already.

Libra: 10 cherries (pitted), 22 drunk texts to your ex, a liter of tears.

Scorpio: Add a handful of metal utensils to a microwave and heat for 30 minutes.

Sagittarius: 3 quarts of coconut milk, 2 sticks of dynamite, 1 tsp of wanderlust.

Capricorn: a stack of Benjamins, 3 glasses of chocolate milk, 1 pair of sensible dress shoes. Pour over ice and drink with a bendy straw.

Aquarius: 1 can of emotional swerve, 1 season of Ancient Aliens, a whole jalapeno.

Pisces: a gram of weed, 2 energy drinks, an acoustic guitar. Bake until inspired.