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throathole · 4 hours
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The silver beams are TWIRLING and SWIRLING throughout. your. dreams. like. air traffic streams.
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throathole · 5 hours
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I am the asexual homie
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throathole · 1 day
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The grindr servers are actually all powered by a revolutionary wind farm in Nebraska run by a bunch of hairy sweaty stinky bear technicians… not many know this but I’ve been on a site visit there
liberals don't want to talk about how the insane battery usage and energy consumption of the grindr app make gay men disproportionately responsible for climate change...
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throathole · 1 day
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Get Janice
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throathole · 2 days
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Do you remember how we used to run
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throathole · 2 days
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Also I'm seeing a huge increase in lame-posting on here (when people post very lame long paragraphs about very lame stuff).
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throathole · 2 days
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It’s crazy that I would see random christians showing up at my university campus all the time to spout anti abortion rhetoric and bother the students and pass out their little pamphlets… god forbid students who PAY TO BE THERE gather in public spaces to protest genocide
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throathole · 2 days
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i want a perfect body i want a perfect soul
This might shock the world but I don’t think I’ve ever heard this song in my life. I’ve seen people make jokes about it and especially the lyrics “I’m a creep I’m a weirdo” but I have zero idea of what the melody or the vibe of this song must be. Who cares about the art that men make lol
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throathole · 2 days
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Do you believe in pussygender? If you had a pussy, what would be your pussygender? we're not talking asspussy, we're talking real snatch. But I'm gay, I only like cock, so.
If I had a pussy his gender would be he/him or maybe he/they
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throathole · 2 days
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Is it possible to make a post related to feminism now without my notes looking like this. This is getting so old
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throathole · 2 days
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My hungry ass could never own the edible drone 🤣🤣😋😋
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throathole · 2 days
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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.
We went there.
*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*
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throathole · 2 days
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I want to give a bitejob. Where I make you cum by ONLY using teeth on your dick…. No lips no saliva and it takes about 4 hours and a lot of mental fortitude
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throathole · 2 days
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doesn't matter. you're in my folder now.
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throathole · 2 days
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throathole · 2 days
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the reactions on this are so fucking funny to me... get their asses!! smack that white paintbrush out of their hands
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throathole · 2 days
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Do you like overweight men that aren't bearded and athletic and performing masculinity in their aesthetic 24/7 or are you just trying to be different by saying you prefer thicc guys
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