i dont like being asked "are you at home?" like please expand further so i can know if im at home or not
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but we stay squeaky :3c
but we stay squeaky :3c
but we stay squeaky :3c
BUT WE STAY SQUEAKY!!! :3ᴄ
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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"Can u multitask,” yes actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time
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RATING: NOT CUTE
this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.
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Some pride creatures I will turn into stickers! I wanna make a couple more then do a kickstarter for em.
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I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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we're all at our limit right? can i assume that or
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Long Tail of Comet Pons-Brooks ©
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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