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What if trump gets alected and he fixes everything
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The most embarrassing thing I've ever heard was this clip of a woman during a (virtual) city council meeting who sang a bespoke song about her NIMBYish desire to protect the "character" of her neighborhood by protecting...
An abandoned movie theater and parking lot. Because housing for poor people would mess up the neighborhood more than an eternally vacant parking lot. For this cause, songs were written
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade, Seattle, Washington, 1991.
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nico rosberg really is the best f1 commentator currently because not only does he actually know what he's talking about but he's not afraid to make bitchy little comments and wax poetic about lewis hamilton like what more do you want
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Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.
There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.
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the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.
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"I really value when people use violence and raise their voices for me. It's actually one of my love languages."
Havana Rose Liu as ISABEL in Bottoms (2023)
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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post
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classic post rant quora phrase
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