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The 125 Coolest WhatsApp Status Proverbs

Hand on heart: How many WhatsApp group names and messages do you send per day? 50? 100? 300? Or even more? Anyway, one thing is for sure: Without WhatsApp, nothing works anymore!

But who of you is really worried about the WhatsApp status, which is displayed to all contacts? Probably the least ... Most of the time, the automated standard saying "Hey there! I am using WhatsApp ". Pretty boring, if you ask us.

So this is over now! Because there are just too many cool and funny sayings that you can use instead for your WhatsApp status.

FROM THESE CATEGORIES YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR COOLEST WHATSAPP STATUS SAYING:

Funny status sayings

Girl status sayings

Status Sayings for Foodies

Unicorn status sayings

Status Sayings for Lazy

Status sayings for every life situation

Status slogans for the weekend

Nasty status sayings

Shopping status sayings

Confident status sayings

Smartphone status sayings

Status sayings about love

1. Funny status sayings

Good friends do not give a kiss, but the Wi-Fi password.

When I talk to you in the morning before the first coffee, you are important or in danger.

Bought soothing bath. I'm very excited already.

You always have the choice: clean up three hours or be ashamed for a quarter of an hour.

My head cinema deserves an Oscar.

As soon as I find a pirate ship with Wi-Fi, I'm so out of here.

Life is short. Smile while you have teeth.

I have no cobwebs in the apartment. These are eco-dream catchers!

My English is onewallfree.

The human body is 90% water. So we are cucumbers with feelings.

The little autumn would like to be picked up from August. The little autumn, please!

Memo to me: smile. Turn around. To roll one's eyes. Not the other way around.

I was so proud of the solution. Unfortunately, it did not fit the problem.

Do not disturb. I am already disturbed enough.

I do not stalk, I only research!

2. Girls status sayings

If you have a bad luck, color pink!

If your life annoys you, glitter on it!

Everything I want is expensive, makes you fat or does not write back to me.

I would like to be Sleeping Beauty. But without a prince - I want to sleep!

I stand with both feet firmly in the glitter.

I think, I'll throw everything and become a princess!

I really need a wand right now.

I always have a little glitter in my purse. If I am sad or someone else.

We can not all be princesses. Someone has to clap when I pass by.

There are moments when a woman is weak and defenseless. Thankfully, nail polish dries pretty quickly.

3. Status Sayings for Foodies

Everything is good if it's made of chocolate.

I feel the power in me. But it can only be hungry.

I only eat chocolate on days ending with "G". And on Wednesdays.

How to conquer my heart: 1. Buy me food. 2. Make me food. 3. Be food.

As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is fruit for me.

Finally I'm off the winter bacon. I have spring rolls now.

Calories are killed when baked with cheese yes, as everyone knows.

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices in me. One says, "Eat it!". The other says, "Did you hear? You should eat them! "

I cooked. More details in the news.

Home is where the belly does not have to be confiscated.

Which sport am I doing? The one from Ritter.

4. Unicorn status sayings

I have to leave now. My unicorn is in the no-hold.

Be always yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn - then be a unicorn!

Unicorns are great. I am great. So I am a unicorn.

When I was told that I live in a fantasy world, I almost fell off my unicorn.

Shit, I forgot my unicorn in the castle!

Could you just be realistic? With the attitude you do not come to my unicorn.

Forget the prince, take the unicorn!

Sarcasm makes life more colorful, chocolate makes it happier and a unicorn makes it sparkle.

I like rhinos. They are like unicorns, just fatter.

The reality is something for people who are afraid of unicorns!

Unicorns pupate rainbows, which smell of sunshine.

Keep calm and be a unicorn.

My unicorn says reality is lying.

I do not count sheep, but unicorns.

Do not think about Monday. Think of unicorns.

Unicorns are like dreammen. Everyone talks about it, but nobody has ever seen them.

5. Status Sayings for Lazy

Out of boredom I almost worked. But you also have to be careful.

You do not have to clean up until the WLAN signal stops coming through.

I am WGtarian. I eat what my roommates cook.

The hardest parting is always in the morning from my bed.

Sport gives you the feeling that you look better naked. By the way, sparkling wine too.

My motivation went past me this morning, waving and smiling.

The round must go into the square. In other words, I'm going to bed.

We'll do it either tomorrow or later. Or not at all.

I'm not lazy. I am for reduced energy consumption.

I'm not doing anything for now. And then I wait.

6. Status Proverbs for every life situation

Hello, unexpected happy turn. I would be ready!

Someone called me lazy today. I almost answered him.

When fighting head against heart always loses the liver.

I'm planning conversations that I'll never have in reality.

In search of a "why" a "no matter" found.

To live means to put some points from the "to-do-list" to the "what-is-it-list".

All my friends marry and have children. And I am faced with the difficult decision: red wine or white wine?

I can handle being ignored. I have cats.

Career choice: vacationers!

Everything has an end. Only my hair, that has three.

In the morning I already see how I feel in the evening.

If someone has a problem with me, he may keep it quiet. It's his!

I'm not upset anymore. I'm magic.

I'm in such a good mood, I could cry.

7. Status Sayings for the Weekend

On Sundays I am a moped. Half human, half sofa.

Exchange Monday morning against Friday evening.

What's really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

So many series, so few weekends.

Everything was better before. Yesterday, for example, was Sunday.

I say no to alcohol, but he does not hear.

I do not need a weekend, but a dolphin therapy.

Hurry away ... Monday is after me!

8. Nasty status sayings

Nice that you're here. And not here.

I can handle people very well.

Nice, I can, but brings nothing.

Men think differently than we humans.

If I were you, I would like to be me.

I'm really busy right now, can I ignore you at another time?

Your level is smaller than my heel - and I'm wearing ballerinas.

People who do not understand irony, I think great.

9. Shopping status sayings

I could stop shopping, but giving up has never been my cup of tea.

You never have too many shoes, just too little wardrobe.

Sometimes the only thing you need is a hug. And new shoes.

Until tomorrow there is only one day left to shop!

Shoes change your life. Ask Cinderella!

My secret superpower: I can turn cash into receipts.

The money is fortunately not gone. It's just somewhere else.

If the month had exactly eleven days, I'd be fine with my money.

10. Confident status sayings

I have no quirks. These are special effects!

Falling down. Get up. Adjust Crown. Moving on.

Authentic is the new cool.

It is not easy to be a superwoman. But I can manage.

My corners and edges make me really round.

Life is too short to be normal!

I really can not help it. I'm just great.

I'm not mental, I'm a limited edition.

Of course I speak with myself. Sometimes I just need competent advice.

11. Smartphone status sayings

By the way, if women no longer use emojis in conversation, they've been shivering.

That moment when you misspelled a word so badly that even auto-correction runs out of ideas.

Well, dear car correction! The smarter gives Nachos.

With only 12% leave the house ... You have to really risk something in life!

All you need is love and Wi-Fi.

I used to get excited. Today I have wifi. Is okay too!

12. Status sayings about love

It's not about the lid fitting exactly. It's about keeping the heat.

I like you a little bit more than originally planned.

I measured. You are great.

He who loves too many never really loves.

Not searched and yet found. That's how the best stories start.

I'm yours, you mean, we one.

Happiness is the only thing that doubles when you share it.

I think my first name fits in well with your last name.

Love does not mean that it is always easy. Love, however, means that it is worth the effort.

"Once love please." "To go?" "To stay."

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The 35 Coolest Ideas for Whatsapp Group Names

On the one hand we can not live without them, on the other they just annoy you:  WhatsApp group chats ! Because let's be honest: No one has to get five cat videos a day, know which Starbucks drink their best friend has just taken or see topless selfies of daddy on the lake.

But somehow you do not dare leave his 27 WhatsApp groups - what if you miss something important ?! In addition, one or the other message is then quite funny and if we are honest, there's simply no more practical way to plan the next girls evening or send the whole family photos of the last holiday in Paris .

Because WhatsApp groups are just as much a part of everyday life as make-up grimaces and embarrassing meeting situations , they should at least have a cool name, right? So we thought about a few  WhatsApp group names for the usual chats. Check it out!

THE COOLEST WHATSAPP GROUP NAMES FOR ...

... THE BFF GROUP:

- Chicken piles

- Girl gang

- Brudinen

- Who run the world

- girl stuff

- Blasphemas

- XOXO

- Girls, Girls, Girls

- Diva chat

- Sissi

- Girls just wanna have fun

- Hoes before bros

... THE CIRCLE OF FRIENDS:

- Crew love is true love

- One is too much

- Girls and boys aloud

- It could always be worse

- Friendzone

…THE FAMILY:

- Home is where your family is

- La Familia

- Mom's daughters (or daddy's daughters)

- I'm proud of my parents, they have a nice kid

- We are family

- Well done, mom! I became great

…THE COLLEAGUES:

- Work hard, play hard

- The stupid time between school and pension

- Office Bitches

- The shortest horror story: Monday

- Office Love

- The first five days after the weekend are the worst

... AND FOR IDIOTIC GROUP CHATS:

- Game of Phones

- Error 404: Group not found.

- Swagetti Yolonese

- Feet up, the joke comes flat

- YOLO

- Hey there! I am using this Whatsapp chat!

So, you have enough ideas for your WhatsApp groups - now all you need is a cool status quote !