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I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

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Leah: *typing* Seth has informed me that I’m too negative and hostile towards the Cullens. So to all the Cullens out there, if my tweets have offended you, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.

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𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧 (𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟗): 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬

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The year is 2035. We’re all actual adults, some of us with kids called Rosalie and Leah, others no longer writing fics about Bella’s bussy. The world is finally at peace.

Out of nowhere the satanic mormon housewife attacks. She announces that she has rewritten New moon from Jacob’s perspective. “Blood crescent”. We riot.

This happens every ten years till Robert Pattinson finally has enough and fights her in a field of snow. He defeats the evil. 100 or so years pass. A child called 8-e:lay (Pronounced Hayleigh) finds an old file, it’s titled “Sunlight” ...the Seth Clearwater story...

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Costumes + The Twilight Saga

Jane Volturi’s grey and golden dress with a black and red cloak in Breaking Dawn - Part 2.

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you know that headcannon that the cullens have humans that they randomly get attached to over the years and they like take care of them from afar? um yeah can my own personal vampires start pulling some strings because i have had enough thanks

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Julien reacts to the Twilight Saga

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The Cullens counting the number of vampires who agreed to stay with them and act as witnesses for them

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i don’t know about you guys but if an undead milf ever makes me eyetaliano and insists i’m part of the familie, then that’s Mad Luxurious and we fuckin

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Bella really said “I’ll marry you, let you pay for my college and buy me whatever car you want as long as you just try to dick me down” in Eclipse. God damn Edward you found yourself a F R E A K

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Every Rosalie Hale Moment⇨  07/?

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Robert Pattinson for Dior Homme [I’m your man] - 2020

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The Twilight Saga A-Z:

A is for Alice Cullen

“The short girl was pixie-like, thin in the extreme, with small features. Her hair was deep black, cropped short and pointing in every direction.”

#absolute angel

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“I’m curious—why is J. Jenks scared stiff by just the sound of your name?” “It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain.”

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“How extraordinary! You would give up your life for someone like us?”