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Zevlor: What else is there?! She says "is beauty all that matters" and you say "what else is there"?!

Rolan: It was dumb, I know...

Zevlor: You should write a book. How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.

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Jim: Captain’s Log. First contact was a smashing success -

Bones: In that we were almost smashed to death.

Jim: The planet’s people welcomed us with fireworks -

Bones: It was phaser fire.

Jim: They then asked me to participate in a charming local ritual -

Bones: Where you had to fight their champion to the death while I watched.

Jim: In the end, my quick thinking -

Bones: A well-thrown sedative hypospray from the sidelines -

Jim: - won them over -

Bones: - produced an angry mob -

Jim: - and they offered me a traditional haircut -

Bones: -from a guillotine.

Jim: Though I declined politely -

Bones: We ran like hell -

Jim: Our charm and diplomacy saved the day.

Bones: Turns out they like Vulcans for some reason.

Jim: Bones, maybe a little less commentary?

Bones: Sorry, Jim. Just sounded like your Universal Bullshit Translator was cutting out again.

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Jim: Bones, the Medical Ethics Board called. They said you can’t just hypospray all your patients into compliance. They want you in for a training seminar next week.

Bones: *grimly loading seven hyposprays* we’ll see about that

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based on a strip from azumanga daioh!

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Captain's Log: 4562.5

Cybertron has not yet recognized the laws of the UFP, this diplomatic mission is still of great significance. We met a race called Transformers. They are silicon-based creatures and can transform their bodies into another form at will. At present, we don't know much about this race, but we will arrange a meeting and dinner tonight to show our friendship.

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Your Megatron looks like he chews on the straws of his empty drinks when he's all alone pretending to be a recycling processing machine for fun

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Can't believe this is the first time I've drawn Ganondorf

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Megatron: *Struggling to carry a bunch of things*

Starscream: Need some help?

Megatron: Yes.

Starscream, walking away: Interesting...

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Getting ready for the show!!

intruder!!!

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Behind the Monsters

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The need to bite the palm of my hand because it itches

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A moment of light during the siege

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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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I've been in a big TMNT mood lately, so I had to draw the brothers doing their thing

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RRRRATTLE ME BONES!!!!!

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Practicing filters and effects using Piccolo and Clora

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A talk on the lookout ☁