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hi feel free to ignore and delete this if you don’t feel comfortable answering, but I have a question regarding the cnc poll you reblogged

have you been able to speak about these things to mr biscuit? Or would you consider it more like a fantasy that you don’t want to actually try? I’m not sure if that last part made sense. I have always been a bit hesitant to initiate this sort of conversation because I know it can make some people uncomfortable.

Sorry if none of this made sense I don’t really know how to put my thoughts into words haha

hi, it’s ok! communication is key in our relationship, we try to be as clear as possible with each other when it comes to conversations like these.

so yes, i have spoken to him about it and even though it’s not really his thing, he is willing to try it out with me BUT only after we’ve both thoroughly talked it over and really made sure we’re both aware of what we’re getting into so that we can avoid causing potentionally harmful mishaps. for now we’re starting off slow, adding little by little of these elements during sex — so far it’s been great for both of us.

we’ve also done somno, because he has this thing that if he goes to bed horny or dreams something that gets him hot and bothered, he’ll reach over in the middle of the night and will try to initiate sex in his half-asleep state.

i’ve since learned that i really enjoy it and we’ve talked it over, so he has my consent for it. but if i’m not particularly feeling it that night, all i have to do is gently push him back onto his pillow and he’ll immediately relent and fall back asleep. it’s very fascinating tbh; i’ve never had anything similar happen with any other man before, lol.

#biscuit mail #cw somnophilia #cw cnc

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hide and seek in the forest with kiba is fun and all

until you become paranoid that someone else might be hunting you down as well

imagine his fear and guilt when he hears you shriek his name

oh my gosh wait, no :( he’d literally turn full guard dog the second he’d hear you, protective instinct going full blast and everything, and would be ready to kill anyone who’d even think of causing you harm.

i think if you’re a simple civilian, the sight of him going completely haywire (even if it is done solely to keep you safe) would definitely bring a lot of strain to your relationship.

like, he’s just kiba, your kiba. all pouty and dorky and equipped with endless eye rolls and that unyielding desire to be enough for you and the rest of the world, but then you face the snarling that makes you feel terribly on edge, and the claws and the blood and the sound of bones cracking, and all of a sudden it’s not quite the same anymore when you look at him and there’s blood dripping from his sharp canine teeth.

he’d ripped someone’s throat out on a whim and all this time you’d been calling him soft and mushy.

#i like him a little bit insane tbh

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your best friend — his sister — walks in and he immediately steps back and pretends like nothing’s happened, while you’re almost trembling all over, pulse working overtime.

and since she’s his sister, she also possesses the ability to smell the heavy scent of arousal that lingers in the air and that still clings to both your bodies. cue ANGST and family drama!

how dare you want to fuck her brother... bad best friend!

kiba pinning your wrists behind you just to startle you. breathing down your neck, letting his teeth graze your skin before he bites down hard

and then when you squirm against him because you want to get away from him, he even goes as far as to lick the bite mark while his hips push even further against your ass. the little squeals of protests that you’re letting out only encourage him to keep going at it.

oh my gosh wait, imagine not even being in a relationship and him not even biting you; just pretending that he will because he’s a prick like that! but then when he smells how turned on you’re getting just from having him breathe down your neck, he actually sinks his teeth into you a little, like he’s testing out the playing field kind of.

he feels you go completely rigid and submissive at the action — you’re even moving your head slightly to the side so that you can give him better access to your neck — and all of a sudden he feels this indescribable urge to bend you over the kitchen counter that you’re pressed up against.

the whole shift in the atmosphere would be so good and intense. especially because of how vulnerable you’d feel from being exposed so bluntly like that. he started the entire thing as a joke at first, but now it’s not so funny anymore.

it’s giving best friend’s brother trope!

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So I stopped wearing perfume for awhile because a guy I was seeing was allergic to it and instead started using a honey scented water (idk the English word for it) which is less powerful and aggressive than a real perfume.

Imagine switching back to perfume with Kiba, except you're not dating or anything.

He finds your personality refreshing and your looks pleasing but it's your sweet yet light smell that makes him slow down when you're walking together or stops him altogether when he meets you.

And when he gets a whiff of your perfume he can't hide the face he pulls: wrinkled nose, furrowed brows, curled upper lip.

You don't seem to notice as you're talking but Kiba is trying to figure out what happened to your alluring usual scent and more importantly how to tell you to switch back to your other scent.

But how to explain that he's so obsessed with you, he could pick you out in a crowd while blindfolded simply by using his nose?? He'd come off as a total creep (he is <3)

omg i completely missed this ask, i’m so sorry!

tbh, i feel like he’s dumb enough and lacks a ‘proper’ social filter, so he’d just be upfront with you and would tell you that it bothers him? maybe he’d even go as far as to play the victim card a little and would whine how it makes his head hurt and that you need to go back to the way you used to smell asap because that’s the way he likes it, and that’s the way it should be.

…and then when he realizes that he comes across as kind of a creep and pushy, being so in touch with your scent and demanding that you change it back and all that, he feels like a loser and gets all flustered and overwhelmed and pissed off at himself that he even said such stupid stuff out loud in the first place, and it’s very pathetic but also extremely cute.

i think he words it in a wrong way, but if you get the gist, it isn’t as bad. it would do you good to tease him as punishment, though. calling him a weirdo whenever he hugs you and sniffs your hair and so on. the feverish, almost angry blushing that you get from him in response is definitely worth it.

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#rape play #but also free use #cw cnc #cw dubcon

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i gotta say, im a grinner, i smile, i giggle, you'll see me just smile and nod while you're having a conversation, i will share a smirk across the table when something funny happens, i will laugh at dumb jokes, i will stay grinning

#i hate showing my teeth but i can’t help it

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y’all like naruto cock huh (it’s ok, me too)

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i went to a bar with my friends today and we came to a conclusion that we might book a trip to egypt later this year, lol

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helloo i haven't even watched naruto but i just had to say that all your fics are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO good oh my god???? Should be illegal to be this good of a writer fr!!! Love love love all your stuff<333 Your works make me wanna start writing again

thank you a million times, it always surprises me that people choose to read my fics even if they aren’t into naruto; it warms my heart that someone appreciates my work that much!!!!!!!!!

this message was incredibly sweet, i have the biggest smile on my face rn. <3

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tbh the only reason why im proud of my slavic language is the fact that you can make almost endless combinations of swear words which english speakers will never be able no comprehend

my personal favourite is “boli me kurac” or bmk for short, which translates to my dick hurts but means that i don’t care lmfao

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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kiba is the type of shinobi that would tear someone’s arm off just to go “why are you hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself-”

#people forget how unhinged he was during the chunin exams fjdjjdjdjd

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For the Naruto coworker: I raise you, why not both? He tries so so so hard to be a stand-up guy. He brings you coffee from the break room, all smiles as you take a sip, a few drops dribble and he's red in the face when you lick it up with the prettiest pink tongue. He sits with you at lunch when you seem a little more dower than usual, his back stock-straight when he feels your foot brush his leg under the table while you adjust to cross yours. God, he's just trying to bring you take-out on a busy Friday night, you're both just behind enough on paperwork that you're stuck in the office and he sees that your blazer has been hung on the hook behind your chair, you've let you hair down, the buttons on your shirt are open just enough that he - wait, no, look in your eyes. Your eyes that are moving down, down, down, to the slight bulge in his slacks, he's embarrassed but you don't mind. You maybe lean further than you ought to, brushing fingers while grabbing the soba noodles he's offered. He's really just the kindest coworker, isn't he?

yes yes yes, taking notes as we speak; he’s gonna be so cute in this fic!!!!!!!! i love all these ideas so much, i was actually planning on making them work an entirely different job, but thinking about him being dressed in a tie and button up and those fancy pants is making me feral, so i might just make it an office……….

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[tired-biscuit]

hide and seek in the forest with kiba is fun and all

until you become paranoid that someone else might be hunting you down as well

imagine his fear and guilt when he hears you shriek his name

oh my gosh wait, no :( he’d literally turn full guard dog the second he’d hear you, protective instinct going full blast and everything, and would be ready to kill anyone who’d even think of causing you harm.

i think if you’re a simple civilian, the sight of him going completely haywire (even if it is done solely to keep you safe) would definitely bring a lot of strain to your relationship.

like, he’s just kiba, your kiba. all pouty and dorky and equipped with endless eye rolls and that unyielding desire to be enough for you and the rest of the world, but then you face the snarling that makes you feel terribly on edge, and the claws and the blood and the sound of bones cracking, and all of a sudden it’s not quite the same anymore when you look at him and there’s blood dripping from his sharp canine teeth.

he’d ripped someone’s throat out on a whim and all this time you’d been calling him soft and mushy.

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