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i know you guys are all super into reclaiming slurs and stuff, but you can’t just go around calling random people faggots.

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i'm proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing

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If Beardsley had drawn a Baron card we would've gotten the most unhinged "helloooooo girlieeeeee" of all time

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“Oisin was just manipulating Adaine!” “No Oisin’s not actually evil!”

Idk I think it’s funnier if he is evil and just also has a crush on her. Like yeah we’re trying to kill you but if you don’t die do you maybe wanna go out to dinner sometime

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i think "kristen isn't actually ready for the responsibility of being the student body president" takes would make slightly more sense to me if this wasnt AGUEFORT ADVENTURING ACADEMY. like bro the principal literally tried to grab the sun, kristen is pretty much his spiritual successor

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okay but shout out to adaine for this battle, the ABSOLUTE MVP

dust mephits all across the field that when they died ended up blinding like half of the enemies they fought

two AMAZING portent rolls, the first helping gorgug avoid like 44 points of fire damage and keep concentration, the second an absolutely LEGENDARY crit for fig that pretty much SINGLEHANDEDLY decimated the wyvern before it could get anywhere near the proctor

an absolutely clutch Scatter getting the proctor out of harms way, fabian out of being restrained, and kristin up on the ledge which let her be able to see kipperlily and oisin in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!!

and she helped fig with that limerick : ) sisters of all time

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Look lets be honest, we all know student body president doesn’t do SHIT in high school and none of what they do affects anything for any students. With this thought in mind, would you rather vote for the preppy, annoying, “better than everyone because I believe I deserve it” girl who cheats the system you have to deal with, or the coolest girl in school who is kind to everybody and saved the world THREE TIMES because of that fucked system, and also did a sick shrimp jump at this cool party everyone was invited to without discrimination

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the fantasy high junior year theme song from sarah barrios is a banger but it is funny when the episode cuts from "it's our time! it's our year!" to the bad kids like "our personal and academic lives are in shambles"

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when brennan said "i think you become aware of the absence of the eldest daugher in that home."

and ally said: "as like, a shield."

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FACT: People make resin die.

FACT: Some craftsmen, NOT ALL OF THEM, some craftsmen are just people in their basement putting resin into moulds and selling those babies online with the care and precision of a whiskey licked blacksmith in the wild west.

FACT: It's not unlikely for a lot of those dice to be incorrectly filled, uneven or Weighted.

FACT: If I was to buy a whole bunch of these die with many of them being weighted, some of them would be weighted to low numbers and some to high.

FACT: It is reasonable and likely for me to gravitate towards the die that give me High Numbers and go "oh these are my special dice" "oh this one is blessed by the goddess" and to remove low rolling dice from my line up.

FACT: This is not a phenomenon that occurs as often with metal die.

FACT: If I was a player who staunchly defended my metal dice while everyone else at the table used resin or fanmade dice, if I was a player who stood by my dice through thick or thin, refusing to switch dice out from my roster, if I was a player who had Publicly claimed my loyalty to metal dice on many occasions, I would statistically roll worse.

FACT: Brian Murphy does not have just as good a chance as rolling as any of you.

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everyone acting like riz and fabians dynamic is sooo confusing but as a lesbian with a really intense best friendship that is genuinely platonic it makes perfect sense to me

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Riz has spent this whole season, struggling so much and trying so hard to squeeze blood from a stone, to be in a dozen places at once, to stay afloat, to secure his future, to save the world (again), barely having time to spend with his mom and literally having to be in hell so he can have a few blessed minutes to chat with his murdered father about work (which yes, is an act of love when a Gukgak is doing it but God, he's so tired).

And Kipperlilly is watching this kid, who is taking stress tokens for his friends even though he's at capacity himself, whose blood is more coffee than anything else at this point because you can't solve problems when you're asleep, who signed up for an exam with a 100% mortality rate for lack of other viable options, and saying to herself, "You lucky bastard. It's not fair."

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the funniest thing about kipperlilly copperkettle cracking down on the bad kids for getting special treatment for being aguefort’s favorites is that no they’re fucking not!! kipperlilly you’re thinking of the seven aguefort fucking hates the bad kids

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Creating an entire order of knights just to deliver a text to your girlfriend 1500 years in the future is the realest thing for an autistic lesbian to do Ayda Aguefort is so relatable

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Brennan correctly intuiting that the way to get Fig to go to class is to have the teachers be hot women is incredibly big brained of him

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I get why the real-life players are mad about the Rat Grinders doing power leveling -- like, that's fucking annoying. I get it.

But I love Riz's anger about it. I need more of that, to be honest. What do you mean, he's had to save the world 3 times and he's maybe 17? What do you mean, his friends have died in front of him over and over? What do you mean, after all of that, it's still not enough to keep his mom from worrying about his future? What do you fucking mean???

Gorthalax said that the fucking Rat Grinders have killed like 80,000 rats. At 10XP a pop, that's 800,000 XP just for the rats. Which puts them at, like, level 12 or 13 or something when you divide it up.

They didn't have to die or watch their friends die. They weren't kidnapped by a mirror person or confronted with watching their parents be interrogated in hell. They got to go into the forest after school for hours and kill tiny forest creatures over and over.

It didn't have to be this way. None of this had to happen. They got a fuck ton of trauma (that they're only vaguely dealing with, really, if that) and pain and time spent away from their loved ones and birthdays missed and none of it had to happen.

So yeah, fuck the Rat Grinders. But, more than that, fuck the whole fucking thing.