I didn't ignore it, and I got a 5% raise on my salary! And everyone in town said I was married. Don't ignore the golden potato.
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I told my boss that I was going to a concert tomorrow and he handed me $100 bill and basically told me to have fun 😭
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I somehow became the trainer at work 😁
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Me after eating half of a footlong
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