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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

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they told me not to eat rocks but google has my back

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CW: animal death

People have asked for more interactions between Life and Death. Life is bringing so much color into my comics haha <3

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One time when I was 9 my mom got me a book about growing up into yourself as a christian girl and it had a part about sexuality and in this specific chapter it discussed women having sex w other women and how it’s wrong because “You can’t have a lock without a key tehee” and I reread the chapter over and over again because i could not get the thought of kissing women out of my brain

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This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

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Ted discovers hes the White Guy ever

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my favorite genre of YouTube video is “youtuber who wanted to do mundane yet outlandish thing slowly loses their mind while doing it”

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Charlie: Hey, Schlatt. 

Schlatt: We’re really in it. We’re in the sauce. 

Charlie: Let me tell you, we are not gonna take these sitting down. 

[Schlatt cackles]

Charlie: Am I right or am I right? Yeah, cmon. Oh, man. 

Schlatt: Oh, man. 

Charlie: What’s wrong, Ted, you just can’t stand it? Oh, look at this man. 

Schlatt: [Cackles] Oh, Ted Nivison, you are a mess. You’re a mess. 

Charlie: Ted Nivison, fog cloud. 

Ted: You guys didn’t get bullied enough in high school. 

Schlatt: [Laughs] You’re right. You’re right, I didn’t. 

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dana akdjfjckfjfm

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dana akdjfjckfjfm

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Owning a gun is so vegan. Owning a gun is so vegan.

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maslow's hierarchy of needs but it's just making a woman laugh really hard at your shitty joke

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[ID: a photoshop edit of a tumblr ask post, which now has an icon of marcille from dungeon meshi asking "How do I top my girlfriend?? I dont know how ill see her that way, I haven't dnoe it with her before". an icon of falin is faintly overlayed ontop of the world "girlfriend". the blogger's icon has been replaced with namari, and the url is now "heavy weapons butch". the blogger replies "ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated"]

cross-posting from my twitter

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One of my favorite dutch sayings is actually “Alles kan kapot” which translates “Everything can break” and is usually used when you wanna cheer up your friend who has fallen for someone who’s already in a relationship