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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

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finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

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youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!

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ph. Danko Maksimovic - Athens, Greece (2022)

Film: Kodak Portra 800

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love a girl who talks too much where is your podcast queen

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“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

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Slice of Girl, paper collage, 2024.

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Jeremy Miranda (American,b. 1980)

Tide Pool

Acrylic on panel

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Source

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I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune

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