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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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#Neither #They don't really affect me anyway #It takes some hard-ass drugs in high doses to affect me

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Kinda funny how Vivian TTYD being a trans woman hinges on whether Beldam is a transphobe or not in the remake/remaster

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#Not much of anything tbh #Like yeah I'd be a little surprised but I'd probably just raise an eyebrow

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Nobody's missionaries hustle like the Pentecostals, you gotta hand it to them.

#The pentupcoitals

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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I like to think of it in reverse actually. It's not that we called our planet "the ground", it's that we named the ground after our planet.

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showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

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A Gordon Ramsay anime would be fucking incredible though. Like, it's just Kitchen Nightmares but dialed up to 13. Nichijou but food. The over-the-topness of sports anime.

uhhhh reverse Delicious in Dungeon. Disgusting in Restaurant. nothing's edible

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