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what

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happy april 30th!

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can i come over and play for 10000 years

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I think it's so funny when someone says "this is probably tmi" bitch, I do not care. You can tell me the most unhinged shit unapologetically. I live for it, let's go.

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boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"

i literally have no idea what she's talking about

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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offered to let Minecraft Steve couch surf and this motherfucker is strip mining redstone in my pantry

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so I've been kissed stupid by a trans girl, what now?

seek the sacred amulet

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest

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Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.