i wish i was transmasc
boy do I have a potion for you
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bugs bunny injects estrogen and testosterone at the same time and shakes himself up and down like a cocktail
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If these two hear the word "child-brain" ever again it'll be too soon
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I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball
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he's the funniest person i know
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being overstimulated is like. the colours hunt me for sport and sound is the same as the texture of wet noodles in a sink
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Me explaining to my partner (who’s never read Dracula) that it’s ultimately the greatest love story between two people and a bigger love story regarding the depth of human kindness in the face of unspeakable evil while trying to contextualize the significance of each raw romantic declaration
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Jonathan my good friend Jonathan Harker
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I have the cutest girlfriend in the world
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fellas i hvnt watched s4 yet but i found out there were stoner bfs and i vote for them
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"Good boy," said Dr. Van Helsing. "Brave boy. Quincey is all man. God bless him for it."
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