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some random rocket x reader thoughts i have:

he'd be absolutely WHIPPED for his lover. like he couldn't say no to them. remember the gotg christmas special, when rocket insulted cosmo but immediately apologized and gave her a treat? i think your relationship is like that. he spoils you a lot, and the other guardians tease him religiously for it.

to cite my sources even more, i want to talk about the groot short 'magnum opus.' baby groot lit the ship on fire, and rocket literally says "i can't stay mad at you." you could practically give him a pair of pleading puppy eyes and he'd forgive you no matter what.

also, this is a personal headcanon of mine, but rocket would call you 'sunshine.' the pet name just slips out of his mouth one day, and it sticks. i forgot the exact moment, but rocket sarcastically calls gamora 'sunshine' in the gotg game. i think it was chapter one when they capture kammy but don't quote me on that.

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one of my personal favorite rocket headcanons is that his tail uncontrollably wags when he sees the person he's pining over. even the mere mention of your name has his tail doing these little flicks of interest.

and it goes on for sooo long before anyone even brings it up to him, like he seriously thought he was being super stealth and keeping his feelings under wraps that not even you know. nope, everyone on knowhere knows because he turns into Cosmo when she sees a new treatbag everytime you talk to him.

follow up headcanons: rocket excessively rubs his hand together when talking to you and goes out of his way to touch you to mark you with his scent and has no clue why he's doing it until Cosmo says you reek of him

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my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon

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They should invent a job that i actually want to do

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Hiiii! Can I request some general headcanons with yandere platonic Guardians of the Galaxy x human reader?

Platonic Yandere Gotg

Imagine the guardians coming across a human reader on some far off planet.

•Peter literally makes the uwu face because he himself is basically a human teenager plus he sees someone to impart all his knowledge and pent up human jokes and mannerisms that the guardians don’t really get. He takes you under his wing and teaches you all the things you need to know like how to pilot a ship and also all the things you shouldn’t know like how to steal. If you ever called him dad or said you thought of him as your dad he’d cry. His birth father was never there and then turned out to be awful and Yondu wasn’t the nicest when he was younger so just knowing that you think he’s good enough to be your dad makes him full on sob.

•Gamora is the responsible one. She scolds Peter when he teaches you bad things or freaks you out with his attention. Gamora is calm and collected. She can always tell when your overwhelmed or need her just by your body language. She’s very attuned to you at all times and will always have a snack or a drink for you as soon as you even think of needing one. She’d babyproof the ship for sure. Making sure all the weapons are hidden from you and anything dangerous is out of your reach. She thinks youre delicate even if you’re not. Gamora is awkward with her affection because of her past but she really does try her best. She’ll do your hair and always gives hugs back when you hug her.

•Nebula is your mean aunt. She acts like she hates you and you’re a nuisance but let anyone make you feel bad and you’ll see how much she actually loves you. Nebula acts like she doesn’t care about you but she’s always the first to wish you a happy birthday or sit with you when you’ve had a bad day. You can drag her anywhere and make her do anything you want. She’ll complain the entire time but if you catch her when she thinks you’re not looking, she always has a smile.

•Drax treats you like a mix between a kid and a pet. He forgets that your delicate sometimes and will try to wrestle with you or throw you around but should he hurt you he acts like a kicked guard dog. Won’t leave your side and yells at anyone (besides the other guardians) who gets to close. He picks you up all the time and will just walk around with you tucked under his arm. He tries really hard because he missed having a kid in his life.

•Rocket is the bad influence. Peter might teach you how to steal but rocket is teaching you how to blow up a planet. He’s on a whole other level and if you’re not already feral then you will be by the time rockets done with you. He always eggs on and volunteers to help with any idea you have wether good or bad. Need a test subject for a new invention? Rockets your guy. Want someone to come graffiti with you? Rocket already has the spray paint. You can tell him anything without getting a lecture or an uncomfortable look which you can’t do with the rest of the guardians.

•Groot is…groot. He’s like a silent shadow in the corner of your life. Always there, always ready to pull you out of bad situations or to give you a listening ear when you need to rant. Like with rocket he’ll happily carry you around and be a participant in your schemes. He’ll give his all to protect and take care of you.

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Someone: *says something rude about the reader*

Yandere: You talk a lot of shit for someone who's house is so flamable.

Characters that have this vibe:

Patrick Hockstetter

Kai (Ninjago)

Tom Lucitor

Bridgit Pike | Firefly

Iblis (Blue Exorcist)

Smaug

Matthew Patel

Deadpool | Wade Wilson

Godzilla

Hades (Hercules 1997)

Snotlout Jorgenson + His Monstrous Nightmare Hookfang

Ruffnut & Tuffnut Thorston

Zuko

Jesse Gemstone

Eric Cartman

Mr Piranha

Vaas Montenegro

Coriolanus Snow

Lord Garmadon

Roger the Alien

Stewie Griffin

Negaduck | Jim Starling

Bender Bending Rodríguez

Rocket Raccoon

Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)

Blitzo

Rin Okumura

Five Hargreeves

The Joker

Shelby Brothers

Rob (TAWOG)

Lili Zanotto

Judge Claude Frollo

Mushu

Daemon Targaryen

Joffrey "for someone whose head is so cuttable" Baratheon

Sheldon J. Plankton

Bowser

Emperor Zurg

Emperor Nefarious

Handsome Jack

Trevor Philips

Gremlins

Katsuki Bakugo (early on)

Dabi

Duncan (Total Drama)

Heather (Total Drama)

Honourable Mentions:

Gru + Minions, Vector (Despicable Me), Megamind (when he was villainous), Doctor Nefarious, Gyro Gearloose and Technical Boy would consider arson too lowbrow. In their tech-savvy minds, shrink rays, piranha guns, dehydration guns, atomisation, robot and clone armies and breaking every bone in the person's body all send the correct message.

"Why settle for a house?" wonders most iterations of the Doctor (Doctor Who). "Why not drop them on some desolate planet or in some hostile universe where they die over and over again?" Bill Cipher seconds this notion.

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians) would freeze the doors and ice the floors and windows, effectively creating a giant icebox as fires cannot stay burning in his presence.

Dark Helmet, Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux and Darth Vader would vaporise the person's house (and planet to boot) from space. If the person was off-world at the time, those who are Force or Schwartz users will proceed to Force-choke or laser the person even after they have lost everything.

Scar (The Lion King) would arrange an accident that is tragically and unavoidably fatal while Shenzi, Banzai and Ed would maul the person in full view of a crowd.

Gaz Membrane is constantly rude to anyone who dares to be her obsession, but if anyone else tries the same rudeness, they will pay. Zim and the two main Tallest also have shades of this.

Albert Wesker (Resident Evil 5 era): Look, another test subject for Uroboros has presented itself.

Urdnot Wrex, Grunt (Mass Effect 2) and Wolverine are not the burn-your-house-down types. It would be too easy for the person to learn nothing from the experience, such as how much they should be afraid of running their mouth to the wrong stranger in the future. These three will knock the person out before they even finish the sentence.

Yzma has exactly the right potion for this human flea, except that she adds an extra four or so steps to the plan.

Lord Hater invades the scoundrel's home planet with the support of Commander Peepers and his army of Watchdogs, or he may blast the world to smithereens with a laser.

Lord Dominator delights in crushing this pest's home world with her drill and making them watch every life on it come to an end.

Marvin the Martian said it best: "Be polite, or I'll vaporise you."

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GOTG Yandere!Rocket x Reader HCs

Summary: Rocket is infatuated with you...in his own special way.

Warnings: Non-sexual, voilence, obsessive tendencies, one sided attraction, revenge violence, gun violence, overprotectiveness, toxic romantic behavior, romantisization of toxic themes

🚀 Rocket is normally very protective of you.

This can mean anything from interupting anytime other men try to speak with you without him present, of even women, when he doesn't like the topic being disgussed. If you ask a favor of someone and they don't comply, he'll imediately take personal offense, and become confrontational with them until they do. This can be as small as asking someone to bring you a drink form the fridge. That being said:

🚀 Rocket is at your beck and call.

If there's ever a time that you've asked a favor of someone else who refuses to cooperate no matter how angry he gets, he'll eventually resolve to doing it himself. You're one of the only people he answers to, so this also comes in handy when he's deadset on a bad idea. You ask him not to do something, and he won't apart from...

🚀 When you're in danger, there's no holding Rocket back.

If you're ever hurt or in any sort of peril, he'llstop at nothing to save, and then avenge you. He takes a sickening sence of pride knowing he has the ability to hurt others worse than the can hurt you. This has added years onto your life many times, but after you're safe, no amount of sweet talking can prevent him from exacting whatever revenge he has in mind. The job's not complete until...

🚀Rocket kills for you.

It's no secret, though nobody addresses it and you pretend not to know. But it's hard not to notice that that ex that used to give you trouble has been missing for months, or how that foe that injured oyu that one time was never heard from again. You've actually been unlucky enough to witness this a few times, choosing to block out the memory of your friend unloding clips into what was once the face of a barfly that tried to follow you back to the ship. Which leads us to:

🚀 Sometimes, Rocket brings you back gifts.

Most of the time, he gives you sweet things, a flower he picked onworld that reminded him of you, or a music box he found in the trash that he fixed up. But other times, his generousity boarders on unsettling. In your collection are also a canine tooth much too big to be his, a glass eye, and a few misc. bones.

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What GOTG Vol 3 reveals about MCU Rocket that we didn't already know

He is depressed and he knows he has 'emotionalistic issues' that prevents him from being able to help Star-Lord

Regardless he is worried about Peter.

After 7 years of friendship, Star-Lord keeps calling him a raccoon even though he knows Rocket hates it. (12 years total, -5 of the blip)

He did modifications for Nebula including creating her new versatile cybernetic prosthetic arm, and likely work on her facial implants

His wasn't built for anything other than to be learned from for science never being intended for any greater purpose

Rocket had a kill switch installed in him during his creation to protect his creators research

He can drink from a straw?

He eats grilled orloni meat

His first word was 'Hurts!' said while trembling

He was fed a false narrative he'd have a life worth his torture and obedience and that his docile nature was desirable and he was full of hope for it

He loved the other experiments he was caged with wholeheartedly and without a shred of callousness

He writes with his right hand (and in a language that goes right to left?)

He wanted to fly, this is something that is pure to him and him alone. The sky called him on a personal level.

He never intended to become violent. This happened after he got to his breaking point in losing his friend Lylla which immediate pushed him into his violent nature resulting in his first assaults and murders

Rocket's creation was physically painful and he was operated on while conscious and likely without anesthesia. Nebula says it was worse than what Thanos did to him and while we don't see the 'footage' it appears to be hard to watch from the characters who view it

Rocket's nature to steal was something he started doing out of impulse

Rocket is incredibly smart beyond what most people assumed, while some of his knowledge was wrote memorization he also has a unique capability of inventiveness that was accidental, making him one of the most advanced intelligent characters in the MCU

Rocket use to not speak very well, he's add s's to the ends of words or just pair one or two words together 'What sounds?', 'We like it?'

Rocket escaped because if he didn't they were going to remove his brain (for science!)

The raccoons that Rocket was among came from North America, Earth which makes him Terran

Rocket wasn't introduced to music from Peter. He liked it since he was little (which was likely why he use to hum to himself whenever he worked at putting things together in vol 1 and listened to music while he worked in vol 2)

Rocket does sing and know words to songs (we saw a glimpse of it in the Southern Nights scene in vol 2 but we see more of it solidifying he does it often)

Rocket has his own apartment, he steals Peter's zune so frequently he even has his own dock for it (and also seems to take care of it when it's in his possession)

Rockets apartment is literally right next to Peter's

Rocket's bed is just a damaged door and a thin blanket, confirmed by Gunn that it is because sleeping on metal is what he was accustomed to

Rocket has a plant in his apartment; not important but he's a plant dad to more than just Groot

Rocket is a dancer (at least at the end of the movie)

He immediately appears to panic hearing the voice of his creator showing he has some ptsd from it (very valid)

He didn't deny being a Raccoon out of self denial or wanting to be seen for 'what' he is now, it was just a misunderstanding that he thought it was akin to a slur or something because of how he was introduced to the word (as an insult) and he embraces the name after realizing it for himself now no longer wondering if he's a rabbit or a Build-a-Bear.

Rocket was able to escape when he was basically, mentally a teenager

Rockets body was covered in braces while his body covered from the operations he underwent on his hands, legs and chest and didn't get clothes until after he escaped

Rocket has his subject number tattooed on his chest

Rocket is multi-lingual in at least English and whatever language the Star Children speak and this may likely not be just due to a translator implant like most cosmic marvel characters

Rocket has been carrying a physical reminder of his failure to his friends his entire life (the key to the cages of the lab he created from scraps he stole over his time there)

His fur hides more metal on his body than we originally knew, on his face and chest.

He never elaborates on his past to his friends about his origins. 'He won't talk about it'.

End of movie we see that Rocket likes discussing music (and confirms thinking Brittany Spears and Korn are good favorites)

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"Why?"

"Cuz I'm a freakin' Guardian of the Galaxy."

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Wanna talk in the messages about it? :D

So my friends got me into Overlord…

Now I have an oc and want to do an Ainz ooal Gown x oc

But no one wants to…

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HI!

Sorry if you are busy rn but i wanted to send this request while i still remember

Ok so, could you do Rocket x fem! Reader (preferably romantic) where reader and Groot notices how while working Rocket can't see some stuffand get's angry about it

So they decide to buy him a pair of glasses

But because they don't know the prescription they try to carefully figure it out (for example, with a magnifying glass or something like that)

But off he notices it and in yhe end they all go to buy(or steal👀) it together

(Yes this is abt glasses from "I am Groot")

Sorry this is a long one, but i really REALLY like your works and would like to see how you will work with this idea

You can change stuff to if you're not comfortable with smth!

Ty and have a great day!

I adore this! As a person with glasses I found this really fun!!

Rocket x Fem!reader

A Perfect Pair

Word count: 2.1k

Warnings: spelling mistakes, Rocket being a grumpy dad, pet names (Rocket says babe and doll), some swears,

Summary: You and Groot get Rocket a pair of glasses...with some help.

At first you didn't notice.

Neither did Rocket. Literally.

His workspace was always so cluttered it was easy to loose things in. So it was no surprise that Rocket had asked for your help finding stuff on more than one occasion.

But as time went on, it wasn't just hidden stuff but things right in front of his face. And whenever he had to read something, he'd move it back and forth in front of his face and squint his eyes tightly.

It was clear it was bothering him, but he didn't do anything about it. He'd just squint, look around his desk and then grunt angrily when he couldn't find it.

Groot came up to you one day, sitting sadly in your lap.

"I am Groot," He whimpered, fidgeting with the hem on your long sleeve.

"Oh no, buddy, he's not mad at you, he just gets frustrated sometimes, thats all. You know how he can be a perfectionist about his work," You gently ran your hand along that back of his head. He leaned into your palm, nodding along.

His eyes started to droop and he yawned softly, snuggling into you. You smiled down at him.

"Let's get you to bed," Gently cradling him, you took him to his room and tucked him under his favorite blanket, being sure to leave his small lamp by the door on.

After you shut Groots door, you headed down the hall to Rockets workspace. It was a small corner of the ship, by the engines in the lower parts. Steam hissed through the vents, the lights were dim and flickered occasionally. But Rocket liked it and was comfortable down here, so it wasn't all bad.

Knocking on the door, you cracked it open, peering in. Rocket was hunched over his desk, fusing two devices together.

"Hey, Rocket," You closed the door behind you, coming up to his desk, standing behind him.

"Hey, Doll, what's going on?" He mumbled, slightly turning his head towards you with a nod before looking back at his work.

"I just put Groot down for bed, but I wanted to talk with you about something," You pull a spare stool out from the corner and sit beside him.

"Oh yeah? What's up?" He put down his pliers and turned to face you.

"Groot thinks your mad at him because-"

"Because I yelled at him," Rocket finished, rubbing a tired hand down his face. "I wasn't actually mad, I was just frustrated with this, I don't know, I feel off my game lately. Like I can't do nothing right," He leaning forward, resting his elbows on his knees.

"Hey," You reach out, placing a hand on his shoulder. "Everybody hits a rut every once in a while, nothing wrong with that. You'll get your groove back, I promise,"

He sighed, nodding, then his brows furrowed. "Groove?" He chuckled softly.

"It's a Terran thing," You dismiss, waving your hand. Rocket sighed loudly, running his hands down his face.

"I gotta go apologize to Groot," He tapped your hand, squeezing slightly before hopping off his stool and heading towards the door.

You stood, glancing at his desk, seeing he put 2 new lamps on the metal surface and had everything right on the edge of the table.

You hum softly, maybe there was a way you could help Rocket.

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The next morning when you went to go wake up Groot for breakfast you told him your plan. As always he was ready and eager to join in.

As you sat in the booth on the Milano you smiled down at Groot, sitting on two cushions to reach the table with his glass of chocolate milk.

Gamora was up and having a water and some kind of fruit you didn't recognize. Quill was checking the ships navigation system down below to make sure you were still on the right path. And Drax had gone off to shower.

"Hey, Rocket?" You wink at Groot, taking a sip of your orange juice. He hummed in response, smearing jelly on some toast. "Could you pass me the strawberry jelly? I didn't put enough on my toast,"

"Yeah," Rocket put down his toast and jam and looked around the counter. He knew it was up there, he had to push the strawberry one out of the way to get to his own jam.

You almost felt bad for him, watching him push around different objects, squinting his eyes, and groaning softly.

Finally he spotted the jar, which happened to be right in front of his face. (A few inches to the right of his plate). Taking his plate and your jam he came up to the booth and sat next to Groot, across from you. He slid the jar across the metal surface to you.

"Thanks," You smile, taking the jar, and opening it.

So he had a hard time seeing things that were close to his face. Interesting.

You had to find other ways to figure out what his prescription would be. You couldn't ask him, he'd get all defensive and claim he didn't need glasses and then the problem would only get worse.

You had to figure out what it was and then gift the glasses to him. That's the only way he would accept them.

You took a large bite of your toast, feeling a plan brewing in the back of your mind.

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"Rocket!" You yelled from your place at his desk. Hearing frantic footsteps come down the hall from your tone.

Rocket threw the door open, panting heavily, looking between you and Groot who were at his desk.

"What's going on? Everybody alright?" He asked, closing the door and coming up to you guys, noticing you had his microscope out. Groot was sitting on his desk with his arm under the lens.

"Groot thinks he saw a bug on one of his branches, I only see a speck of dirt, but you know how he gets. Could you look and tell him please?" You push the microscope towards him, leaning against the desk with your elbow.

"You can't yell like that, babe, nearly gave me a heart attack," He mumbled, side eyeing you before peering into the microscope to look at Groots arm. "Yeah, looks like dirt, bud, it's not a bug,"

"I am Groot,"

"Yes, I'm sure, how would you even get bugs on you, we're in space!" Rocket threw his arms out for emphasis.

"That's exactly what I said," You add on, resting your head in your hand.

Groot, pulled something shiny out from under a few stray pieces of paper. It was a small magnifying glass.

"I am Groot?" He held the glass out toward Rocket.

"Why would I check with this?" Rocket took the magnifying glass, twisting it around in his palm. "It's about the same lens as the microscope,"

"I am Groot," Groot tapped the edges of his fingers together, sadly looking down at the table.

"I just can't say no to you," He groaned under his breath, taking the glass and looking at his arm. "Alright, turns out, I can see your arm better with this, but it's still dirt. So can we please drop this?"

Groot nodded, happy he didn't have bugs. He hopped off the desk and ran away into the ship to do god-knows-what.

"He's a tree, how can he be afraid of bugs?" Rocket asked more to the open air then you, setting the magnifying glass on the table.

"Kids will be kids," Was all you could come up with, staring intently at the glass on the table.

"You're damn right about that,"

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Tucking Groot into bed, you told him your progress on your plan.

"He's clearly farsighted, he can't see anything that's right in front of his face," You say pulling his blanket up and tucking it tightly around his little body. "But I've also seen his struggle to read things up close, so maybe he just needs reading glasses. But either way he needs glasses,"

Groot nods with you, causing you to quietly laugh with him.

"Oh yeah, laugh it up," A third voice startles you both, jumping at the sound of Rockets voice in the doorway. His eyebrows were drawn, his jaw clenched and his arms crossed tightly around his chest. "Is that what this is? A joke to you?"

"Rocket, we weren't making fun of you," you're quick to but in, not wanting him to have a blow out.

"Is that why you're tricking me into humiliating myself by looking for things that're right in front of my face?" He takes several angry steps toward you, coming to stand next to you. Sitting on the edge of Groots bed, you were almost eye level with him.

"I wasn't trying to humiliate you, I just wanted to see how your vision was. We aren't doing this to make fun of you," You reach out, taking his hand, squeezing with purpose. "I knew if we came to you telling you you needed glasses, you would've denied it and it would've gotten worse. We're doing this because we care, Rocket,"

He sighed, squeezing your hand back. He was silent for a moment, his brow and jaw relaxed now, taking in what you said.

"I hate saying this, but you're right, I do need glasses, sometimes it's fine but others I can't even see my own hand working." He didn't meet your eyes, feeling slightly embarrassed.

"Then we'll all work together to get you a pair, okay?" Taking your other hand, you tilt his chin to look in his eyes.

"Okay," He nods, swallowing hard, meeting your gaze and trying to not be as embarrassed.

"Great, now we just have one last problem," You look to both of them, inhaling sharply. "Where the hell are we supposed to get you glasses?"

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The answer apparently was to brake into an eye glass store at midnight and steal a pair.

Rocket disabled the security system and cameras so he could look up his prescription and try some on.

Groot wandered around, picking up anything and everything he could. You sat on the floor, next to a large wooden desk and in front of a large wall with glasses on it.

Rocket was in front of you, staring intently at himself in a mirror.

"Never really been a fan of looking at mirrors," He mumbled, looking down at the pair in his hands.

Crawling over to him, you pick up a pair off the wall next to the mirror. You gently place them on his face, brushing the fur on his cheeks.

"I think these are nice," You whisper, looking into the mirror with him.

"You think so?" Rocket looked down to the ground. It was stil strange being in an actual relationship with you and not still having to hide his feelings. He could be open and honest with you, and you'd still accept him.

"Yes, and I know more than you about this stuff, so I'm right,"

He laughs at that, a genuine, authentic laugh. He looks at you, eyes scanning over your face.

"You're amazing, you know that?"

"I did know that, but it's always nice to hear you say it," You both laugh this time.

He tentatively reaches our for your hand, squeezing it tightly, still thinking about the glasses.

"You don't have to wear them all the time, you know? Maybe just when you read stuff or when you're working up close with stuff," You try to reassure him, wanting him to feel comfortable in this situation.

At your words it's like a light bulb went off in his head. Putting the glass on right, adjusting them to sit on the bridge of his nose he turns to you. He leans in, inches away from you, no motive, just looking at you.

"What're you doing?" You laugh softly, sitting up a bit straighter.

"You have freckles," He murmurs quietly, almost to himself. "I've seen you thousands of times before, but it's different now, like I see you you."

"I hope that’s still a good thing," it's your turn to feel embarrassed now, blushing slightly and looking to the floor.

"A very good thing," He leans in, placing a quick kiss to your cheek before heading to the back door. "C'mon Groot, we got the glasses, let's go!"

You shake your head with a quiet laugh, standing up and heading to the door, watching Groot happily run to Rocket.

You life was crazy, full of constant danger and adventures and you had the perfect family to do it all with. And a perfect partner to help you though raising Groot. You two were a perfect pair.

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I had this idea brewing for a bit

Could you do a rocket x reader, where reader joins the guardians and try’s to be friends with rocket immediately ??

I feel like this fits more as headcannons

Instant Friends?

Warnings: stubborn Rockettm, spelling mistakes

Unless you guys knew each other before you joined the Guardains, he'd be put off.

Not because of how you looked, but how you acted.

You glued yourself to his side after only 30 minutes of knowing him.

Hes put off because you want to be around him. All. Day. Long. You ask about his day. You sit next to him. You show genuine interest in his inventions. You talk to him.

Nobody's even been this interested in him before, it makes him skeptical of you because he's worried you want to get close to him to experiment or study him like the scientists that made him.

He wasn't mean per say, but he wasn't overly friendly. Being short and curt, often very blunt.

But you didn't give up, you could tell after seeing him interact with Groot that he had a soft side. And you were determined to break down his walls.

After about 2 weeks, he started to get used to you, being around you, even talking to you.

You spoke very softly and never raised your voice towards him, it was comforting almost, to have someone not yell at him

Often you'd go and visit him in his workstation and just ramble and rant for hours on end.

Even though he never said much, you knew he was listening. And he really was, he found it interesting to hear how you grew up, and what led you to be the person you are now.

Then, after a month of tolerating you: everything changed.

Quill was yelling at him for....actually he had no idea, he left his workstation to get a snack and Quill just started to scream.

You and Gamora had been sitting at the breakfast table chatting when the boys started to yell.

Quill was clearly overwhelmed from their last mission and was just taking it out on the first person he saw. He wasn't mad at Rocket, his emotions had reached his limit and Rocket had just happened to walk by him.

You flew from your chair, pressing a finger to Quills chest, talking as loud as he was.

"It's not his fault! He wasn't anywhere near your stuff when it went missing, you probably just misplaced it! Maybe trying looking through your giant pile of shit in your room before accusing others!"

In that moment Rocket decided you would be his best friend.

You'd just stood up for him. To Quill.

Respect 📈 immediately went up

He thanks you later for standing up to Quill, and finally let's you in

He's not longer as brash or blunt, and he actually engages in conversations with you

When he opens up, he finds out you guys actually have a lot in common.

Now you two are inseparable and it's driving the others insane.

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I read your not alone story and I had an idea on a certain part of it

A headcanon where reader is the only one that rocket allows to pet him, platonic please

Headcannon time. this takes place in the same timeline as Not Alone.

Rocket x Gn!reader

Just one Scratch

Warnings: Rocket has a biting problem, spelling mistakes, talk of anxiety and nightmares

Hate to say it, but the first time you tried to pet Rocket he bit your hand like he did mantis.

No he didn't mean for it to hurt, it's out of instinct to just bite, get whatever it is that is touching him to back off

After an awkward apology, you dropped the subject, not wishing to loose a finger.

Then he had a nightmare, a bad one, one that left his sweaty, pacing, and crying in your room.

At this point you two were already close friends, confiding in each other mentally but not physically.

He never hugged you, never accidentally touched your hand or leg when passing, nothing.

Until tonight.

He was viablly shaking and crying, pacing back and forth in front of your bed, you sighed, offering something you hoped would help.

"Do you want a hug?" Never had Rocket been offered a hug as a comfort, Groot hugged him a lot but he's a baby, he didn't think anything of it.

For some reason, seeing you up at 3 in the morning, offering to calm him down and help him, made him accept

He climbed into your lap, curling up into your body and let you hold him. He's still embarrassed by how quickly his anxiety lessed in your arms.

"I have anxiety too," You offered gently. "Hugs and back rubs help me,"

"Just this one time," He sniffeld, even more embarrassed by how nice it was to feel your nails scratching his back and shoulders.

After that, he started to warm up to your constant touches. When handing him a tool, walking past you, quick hugs when you were separated for a few days.

It wasn't until your breakdown that Rocket let you pet him, and you quickly realized you were the only one who could.

He'd snap and bite at the others if their hand stayed on his shoulder for too long, but the second yours rubbed between his ears he visibly relaxed.

Neither of you spoke about the hugs or petting to the others, leaving it between you two.

It was comforting, knowing that you could confide in these touches with each other and have nothing more come of it.

Sometimes it happened because of a nightmare or panic attack and others were out of instinct, your hand just wandered over and he let you.

When you're watching a movie, helping him with his work, even just platonic cuddling (that he will deny until the very end)

You enjoyed hugs and he enjoyed having head scratches.

He still doesn't know that you heard him purr, but that's a discussion for another day.

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Dating Rocket Would Include...

Author: @youreafanimafanwearefans

Request: I was wondering could you do a headcanon for a hero for me? Like (for example) dating peter parker would include and just kind of list things down.  I was maybe thinking Rocket from gotg and him being jealous. I really love them and it would mean the world to me. - @acci-caci

Author’s Note: This is my first headcannon, I hope you enjoy!!

MASTERLIST

Rocket gets super jealous sometimes

Like SUPER jealous and protective

Kinda like “my precccciousssss”

Any time Quill makes a possibly flirtatious comment towards you he glares

And sometimes snarls

Actually he snarled at Quill more than he glared

And if Quill continues to do it, his hand may travel towards a gun or explosive

But then he’s always teasing you

“I bet Y/N is glad that we don’t have cameras. Or wait is Y/N the reason that we don’t have cameras?”

But you know he loves you, even if that’s the way he expresses it.

Besides you get him back with your own snide comments.

You don’t get very much one-on-one time

But when you do you are helping him work on his next explosive, gun, or other various weapons.

You may or may not have helped him steal “that” guy’s metal arm

One-on-one time always included Groot.

And that was perfectly okay with you.

The only time that Rocket seemed to have a soft side was when he was with you or Groot.

You loved seeing him with Groot

The Dad side of Rocket was just the most adorable and that’s why you loved him

You always called him “The Rockcoon” 

He hated you calling him that at first, but after a while he actually loved you calling him that.

You just couldn’t call him “trash panda”

Your favorite thing was how protective he was. 

You always knew you were safe with Rocket.

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I apologize if this one might be too crude, but can you do a Rocket X Reader (Romantic) fic where Quill starts making fun of Rocket for being “pussy-whipped” and before rocket can start a fight, reader chimes in with “Pete, Rock’s the only guy on the ship getting any pussy sooooo… what’s your point?”

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Normally I would say this is too crass, but honestly it's hilarious so I'm going to do it anyway

Rocket x Fem!reader

Whip into Shape

Warnings: lots of teasing, mentions of sexy times, swearing, MINORS DNI, spelling mistakes, mentions of rockets past from Vol.3, mentions of drinking,

You weren't expecting anything special when you came down the stairs from your apartment for breakfast.

But seeing Rocket setting a table full of your favorite breakfast foods, made you smile and put a hand over your chest. "What's all this?"

Rocket shrugged, you both knew what this was. It was his way of thanking you for not leaving him after his past was revealed. After the ship landed on Knowhere and you were all positive you were okay, Rocket took you to his room and you talked all night.

He told you everything, shaking and crying and finally allowing you inside the darkest part of him. He expected you to leave, to call him a monster and leave after hearing who he really was. But when he glanced up at you, you were also crying and reached a comforting hand over his shoulder.

"Rocket, I'm so sorry you had to go through that,"

He sobbed louder, wrapping his arms around your shoulders and crying into your chest.

It'd been a week since then, and every day he'd surprised you with something new; a new upgrade to your watch, a new switch knife, a draw in his dresser for some of your clothes. And now breakfast.

Rocket looked up at your face, trying to gauge your reaction, tightly holding silverware in his hands. "You like it?"

"Like it?" You laugh softly, coming up to the table. "It's food I don't have to make, of course I like it," As you passed him, you reached down, cupping his cheek, rubbing your thumb along his fur and kissed his forehead. "Now, come on, let's eat, I'm starving,"

Ever since that night Rocket had started to become more open to affection since you started your relationship. He openly kissed you and held your hand when wandering around Knowhere and even allowed you to snuggle him when he couldn't fall asleep.

You both sat down, setting your plates and happily eating and chatting with one another. At one point, Rocket reached his hand across the table, his fingers gently curling around your own.

Then the door loudly flew open and a hungover Quill came into the room, he groaned seeing the both of you.

"God, get a room," He groaned, going over to the bar and opening the fridge, pulling out a beer.

"We got a room, you're the one who barged in here," Rocket grumbled over his shoulder at him.

"What'd you just say to me?" Peter accused. You sighed, he was having a hard time adjusting to Gamora choosing the Ravagers over them. "Oh, I get it, you get pussy for the first time in, god, forever and suddenly you're a big softie now? God, you're pussy whipped,"

Rockets shoulders slumped, it hurt to hear his friends - best friend at that - talk that way about his girl. He opened his mouth to tell him off, when you squeezed his hand.

There was only way to get Quill to shut up when he was like this. You had to hit him where it hurts - literally.

"Peter," You straighten your shoulders, looking at the former Guardians leader. "Rocket's the only one getting any pussy here, so what's your point?"

Rocket choked back a laugh, biting his fist to keep from laughing.

Peter inhaled deeply, pulling his shoulders back and silently leaving the room, not taking the beer with him.

"I can't believe you just said that to him!" Rocket laughed when he heard the door slam shut.

"Eh, he'll get over it," You shrug, giving him a smirk. "Now, how about instead of eating breakfast, we go upstairs and you can eat me?"

God, he loved you.