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Bonus Level!
Looks like you've found the secret cave complex!
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SUPREME MASTER OF THE DINO NUGGIES
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*ssomeone is standingnat the exit*
(Mod note: I'm guessing you mean the exit of the caves)
The inside looks creepy, yet inviting...
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YOUR kingdom?!
*helpful anon laughs*
we all know you're just a substitute for the real boss!
don't let your temporary power get to your head, felicia!
-helpful anon
*felicia throws her cane at helpful anon, barely missing*
get.
OUT.
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*helpful anon is a little unnerved*
oh yeah?
then I bet you know the sorry state that anon town is in!
-helpful anon
*felicia glares at helpful anon*
do NOT talk about my kingdom that way.
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wh-
how do you know my name...?
-helpful anon
*felicia smiles condescendingly*
foolish little helpful anon.
I thought you were smarter than that.
Don't you know I have spies everywhere?
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*helpful anon appears in front of felicia*
HI!
-helpful anon
*felicia is a little startled*
Hello, helpful anon.
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Tophat observes the chaos from his hiding place with a distraught expression.
"Who knew that the death of one could cause such a chaotic chain reaction..."
He paces, slightly concerned.
"I hope this doesn't spill over into Anon Town, or I may have to intervene..."
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When is tophat going to come back
I can't wait from him to try to kill nymn for embarrassing him only to get one shot again /j (would be funny tho)
tophat is extremely embarrassed
but he isn't going to confront nymn (he learned his lesson)
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…Hope anon calls out into the dark.
“I’ll be back!”
…Before running off, out of the caves, to explore.
You get no response, except for the echo of your voice.
(Mod note: THIS IS GONNA BE FUN TO WATCH)
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”Um…okay.”
Poof.
Her old outfit is gone, and she’s wearing the new outfit. She feels kinda dumb.
(Mod note: I also wanna see stitch and chance interact so...)
<GAME PAUSED>
<WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE AND EXIT?>
> Yes
> No
<SAVING GAME. DO NOT PRESS THE POWER BUTTON.>
<...>
<GAME SAVED!>
<EXITING GAME NOW...>
You wake up in front of the entrance to the caves. You remember everything that happened up to that point, but you're no longer wearing the jester attire! You look around and realize that everything looks the exact same as it did when you first entered the caves! Knowing that you would get lost, you decide it would be best to turn back now...
(Mod note 2: feel free to come back when you're done interacting if you want!)
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“I just want to go home, okay?! I walked into your room AGAINST MY WILL because someone just kinda told me to go here! I don’t know where I am or who I am or what the heck I’m doing!!”
Jester sighs before throwing an outfit at you.
"Here. Put this on. I have an idea."
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“If you’re going to attack me for no reason, I have no reason to respect chivalry.”
Hope anon doesn’t move.
"... you enter MY room, initiate a boss fight, and don't expect to get attacked?! You're dumber than I expected..."
Jester stays still.
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“Rrrrgh-“
Alternate Kistune is pelting Jester with arrows. Hope anon holds her sword and decides to leave chasing jester to the summons. She fights on her terms.
Jester gracefully dodges the arrows and throws her unicycle at kitsune, sending the summon tumbling to the ground. Seems your "help" won't be very helpful in this situation.
"If you're gonna fight me, do it yourself, coward. You have a sword. Use it."
Jester jumps onto the ground and is in your line of sight, staring into your eyes. She is a good distance away from you.
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Hope anon grabs onto the tail end of the marotte and does the “Mario 64 bowser spin” with it, flinging Jester into the wall, where she is promptly attacked by the summons.
Jester hits the wall, and HARD.
[280 HP]
Jester gracefully starts riding on the wall with her unicycle, dodging all of your summons' attacks.
She chuckles.
"I feel bad for you. Here, for your efforts."
Jester hits herself on the head a few times with her marotte, still riding around the wall on her unicycle.
[270 HP]
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“Alright then, you asked for it!”
She snaps her fingers, and the cards form into versions of three familiar faces.
“At’cha service, ma’am.”
“…Uh, hey?”
“LET’S PARTY!”
For reference: Mix, Clara, and Kitsune.
(Mod note: I know... two of those characters)
The song "Entry Of The Gladiators" can be heard faintly playing as Jester lets out a small chuckle. She wheels toward you on her unicycle with blinding speed, jabbing you in the stomach with the tail end of her marotte. Ouch.
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The cards begin to glow.
“Alright, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.”
"Look, buddy. You're not the boss of this room. I am. I CALL THE SHOTS HERE. This may not be much, but it's MINE."
She jumps up, and a unicycle (the standard kind, not the tall circus kind) spawns beneath her.
She's just sitting on the unicycle now.
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Hope Anon bolts away from the shurikens, desperately hoping the cards work again-Wait.
Before they explode, she picks up a few and flings them at jester.
She was NOT expecting that.
[290 HP]
Jester falls to the ground, landing perfectly on her feet.
She's just... standing there, staring at you with tired eyes.
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