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well it's just like my cursed skull would always say

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put some legs on that beast

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I post this every year but it’s worth it to remind myself to plant flowers, in the garden and in my mind and whenever I get a chance, in the hearts of others.

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Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

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“It’s a handbag.”

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Crafty Minotaur

Edit: Hey, uh, you can buy this on everything now.

[Image Description: In the style of ancient Greek pottery, Theseus is depicted holding a short sword in front of him and a ball of yarn in the other hand as he walks to the left. The yarn trails behind him to the Minotaur, sneaking behind Theseus and knitting something out of the yarn]

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horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “actually the gay bar is next door” and the horse says “I’m not gay”

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merry fucken christmas heres your

PRESENT

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So excited to work as a scare actor for the second year in a row

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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

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ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

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can i interest u in a box of friend??

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have you seen goncharov?

You're better than this.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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has this been done?

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congratulations piracy