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In their defence, a lot of it is sand.
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tortadecuchufli · 9 hours
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tortadecuchufli · 9 hours
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Hey guys, I have a priority fundraiser rotation for you:
Fadi & Shahed: 5,885 USD out of 62.5k
Sana'a & Sujood: 15,049 £ out of 50k
Mahmoud Qassas: 12,466$ out of 200k
Ezzideen Shehab: 11,075€ out of 32.5k.
Hussam Aburamadan: 17,657€ out of 148k.
Hamdi Hijazi: 6,614$ out of 25k.
Suheir Hojok: 17,557 AUD out of 70k.
Madleen Abu Jayyab: 33,808$ out of 70k.
Hani Al-Hajjar: 2,536€ out of 50k.
Little Yusuf: 664€ out of 85k.
Nael Helles: 255$ out of 50k.
Alia's family: 516€ out of 30k.
Hala's family: 350 CAD out of 50k.
Mohammed Al Shaer: 150£ out of 50k
Mona Abu Hamda: 75k out of 150k.
Sahar El Tibi: 15€ out of 30k.
I have personally verified every one of these campaigns listed here.
The invasion of Rafah grows nearer everyday. Please understand the urgency of this campaign.
Version date: April 29th 2024.
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tortadecuchufli · 9 hours
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tortadecuchufli · 13 hours
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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tortadecuchufli · 14 hours
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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tortadecuchufli · 14 hours
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Pra ser sincero, a língua espanhola é meio ridícula
Lamento decirles esto pero el portugués también se nos hace medio chistoso a veces. Por algo amo tanto los memes en portugués.
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tortadecuchufli · 15 hours
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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tortadecuchufli · 15 hours
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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tortadecuchufli · 15 hours
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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tortadecuchufli · 15 hours
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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tortadecuchufli · 16 hours
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OneShot is half off right now.
in case anyone was wondering.
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tortadecuchufli · 21 hours
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tortadecuchufli · 21 hours
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now what in the fresh fuck is a Tumblr party
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tortadecuchufli · 21 hours
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But there was a period of friction, when “hello” was spreading beyond its summoning origins to become a general-purpose greeting, and not everyone was a fan. I was reminded of this when watching a scene in the BBC television series Call the Midwife, set in the late 1950s and early 1960s, where a younger midwife greets an older one with a cheerful “Hello!” “When I was in training,” sniffs the older character, “we were always taught to say ‘good morning,’ ‘good afternoon,’ or ‘good evening.’ ‘Hello’ would not have been permitted.” To the younger character, “hello” has firmly crossed the line into a phatic greeting. But to the older character, or perhaps more accurately to her instructors as a young nurse, “hello” still retains an impertinent whiff of summoning. Etiquette books as late as the 1940s were still advising against “hello,” but in the mouth of a character from the 1960s, being anti-hello is intended to make her look like a fussbudget, especially playing for an audience of the future who’s forgotten that anyone ever objected to “hello.”
Because Internet, Gretchen McCulloch
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tortadecuchufli · 22 hours
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weekends should be like 4 days
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tortadecuchufli · 1 day
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"Trans and nonbinary" is phrased this way to include nonbinary people who don't consider themselves trans.
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