"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦
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not gonna lie, discovering the word “ough” changed me fundamentally as a person
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really? another album? didn't she just make one??
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Do you like fire truck and moster truck?
Im Normal I Like Anything
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eats my way through the haunted corn maze like a goat
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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
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Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna
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you can hardly tell i had unmedicated adhd in middle school
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one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.
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wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things
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