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to bite. Fondly.

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This image explains perfectly how my day is going

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#it was genuinely so hard to pick from this list #i love that freak #what a strange character

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so bitchless they made me bisexual

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"The betrayer and the betrayed. Which one are you?"

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No one is ever going to be Will Graham level of down bad cause why did he start eating human meat and giggling at cannibalism jokes just to try to get with a man that already wanted him so bad he willingly turned himself into the police to prove his love for him? Idiots.

#hey. maybe it wasnt JUST to get w this man whos already obsessed w him. #maybe he also just wanted to #youre telling me if someone who was devoted to you body and soul and also insane and interesting and strange #clearly wanted you to eat people w them #you wouldnt do it. #and you expect me to believe that. #liar.

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I wish promotional character interviews were a thing but only for very specific instances, like imagine Mads Mikkelsen’s Hannibal Lecter doing an episode of Hot Ones and Sean Evans asks him why he’s making so many cannibal jokes at his dinner parties

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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

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Kinda nonhuman because mental illness, kinda nonhuman because not being properly socialized as a kid, kinda nonhuman because queer, kinda nonhuman because angry at humanity, kinda nonhuman because longing for the unconditional love of a pet and it’s master, and kinda nonhuman because secret sixth thing.

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trying to bring back eroticism while living in an age of constant instant gratification

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I was just thinking how cool Will is to be an expert in human behavior, dog behavior and insect behavior all at once

#FUCKING FR!!!!!!!!

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly