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Hey I’m alive but nobody loves me

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the jester has big fat succulent toes

I blame this post for my hiatus

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we need a retributionist to revive this blog

I’m back. For now.

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Plaguebearer's method of spreading the plague is hugging people and giving them cookies.

I’m finally understanding the concept of a despair event horizon...

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Jester likes to do the Carlton for no reason

To whoever just sent me that foot fetish ask: I will find you

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Hey I thought it was funny at the time

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PLEASE HELP, WE NEED A JANITOR OVER HERE. I FOUND DISGUSTING WW FANART AND I NEED SOME BLEACH

You called?

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Escort, Consort, and Pirate formed the group "Virginity Stealers"

is this just becoming the shit tos-headcanons won’t accept

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Vampire sucks dick to convert, and when it's too big they don't get converted

I can see why all the other tos confession blogs stopped posting

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Arso is hella hot

I notice this ask just after I was messaged by a pornbot. Is that you?

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Werewolf is a furry and the Vampire hates it. Werewolf goes "owo" just to annoy the vampire.

for the record i do this irl and am not a furry

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Jester likes to make sex noises outside of people's doors they're sick of it. Except the Consort, who likes to moan back.

Finally a clear inbox

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I want the Janitor to go on strike.

Everyone’s talking fonts will be switching up for a bit so beware

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Jester kills people by T-posing and eating a kit kat bar wrong

More asks coming soon

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I want the Investigator to tap his fedora

he always investigates such birches... it’s such a shame when a cute townie won’t go for a nice investigator..!

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i want the serial killer to dress up as a kawaii anime girl help me

this. this has been sitting in my inbox for weeks, making me suffer. finally it has been answered. 

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I’m not dead don’t worry uwu my usual schedule will hopefully come back soon