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What do witchers do when they invoke the Law of Surprise but instead of a kid or a horse, it's another witcher coming to ask about a job?

Lambert: This is my son, Geralt

Geralt: Fuck off

Lambert: Who is grounded because of his shit attitude

Eskel: Like father like son then?

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In celebration of The Witcher season three and Barbie coming out this summer, have This

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Some frame redraws per patreon request ~ I’m quite happy with how these sketches came out.

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hand slipped

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Joey Batey at the table reading for season 4 of Netflix's The Witcher.

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A Geralt of Rivia, from back when I was reading the books

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not to go on about not yet/love run again but can you believe the lyrics "let foul men band and heed your hum for that ancient hymm you heard me strumming? is nought but fumble-falls and guns and tumbleweeds, love run. it's nought that rum won't solve though some would harm you none - not one - no none would raise to you a hand or thumb, not while by you i stand and hum" and "everyone knows sex is better when you're unemployed" ARE THE SAME FUCKING SONG

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Jaskier breaks up with Geralt and travels alone, gets lost in a mysterious forest and gets lost, and meets a white wolf

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hi trans people i hope you get to live. i hope you get to laugh so fucking loud and revel in how the wind blows through your hair and i hope you get to dress the way you like and i hope you get complimented on it. i hope you get to kiss someone or hug someone or hold hands with someone or be told how wonderful you are. i hope you get to dance to weird music and i hope you go swimming with no concerns other than how much sunscreen to put on and i hope you sing bad karaoke with your friends. i hope a kid spots you from across the road and realizes they don't have to live one way forever. i hope we all live

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We all miss you, Roach <3

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GERALT OF RIVIA in THE WITCHER SEASON 01

for @vortexoffate

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Happy (belated) trans day of visibility!

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"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.

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me when i fuckging get you

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couldn't sleep so I made some iterations of my last work.

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👀

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Okay no but I'm thinking more about Big Brother Eskel hearing about this fucking bard Geralt has picked up and all the mischief and mayhem he causes while also bringing back a light to Geralt's eyes and making his path so much less lonely [wolves were never meant to be alone and especially not Geralt] and when he does meet him he's just like. Fuck. Look at this thing. He's so small and wild and free. Is anyone going to fuss over him like he's an errant baby brother or do I have to do everything around here my-fucking-self. And then he does and Dandelion's incredibly confused but he's not, like, mad about it