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i get a lot of chasers asking me how to score with trans girls. well, i’m afraid you aren’t gonna like the answer

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#cleaning windows obviously #cleaning windows is fun

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Half of the D&D memes on Reddit: ok so what if the warlock was evil and mischievous and the paladin was a goody two shoes? Wouldn’t that be hilarious?!?!?

Bg3: Ok so the Warlock is probably going to be the only person in your party who will disapprove of killing little Timmy and pissing on his moms grave and the paladin wants you to hit the second tower

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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remaking this meme for Thunder Junction

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if you say "as one does" after any phrase nobody's allowed to think you're weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy

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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

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how i feel seeing people use he for canon male characters i am enlightened about and know are women

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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<