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The little kiss to their cheek only makes Birb blush brighter. Even now after all these years, Knelt's little gestures of affection haven't lost their charm or failed to fluster them every time. They could never take it for granted! "Oh, don't threaten me with a good time~" They chuckled softly, knowing that Knelt might not mean 'intimate' in that way but still their dirty mind wandered. "We should still go on a date. Caleb and Hollin are spending the night at Vlad's and Sorbet has his group therapy meeting." They're so proud of him for sticking to it, honestly, it's the most socializing Sorbet often agrees to do and he seems to enjoy it. Even if it does end up kind of just being 'Space-dungeons and space-dragons' night often enough.

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"In my defense, I'm blind." Birb pointed out, but the blush on their face made it pretty clear that even they knew that wasn't a great excuse given that's never stopped them from being able to tell the difference between the salt and sugar shakers. "I wanted us to go on a date but I guess now instead of a date we're gonna have to do a scavenger hunt for the key." They pouted, disappointed that they'd messed up their little game quite this badly. Sorbet was never going to let them live this down.

Knelt listens attentively to their reasoning, but the glow of their cheeks draw him closer. Closer than they already have to be, given the restraints. He gives a lilting and familiar chirp, then a brush of soft lips over their cheek, savoring that warmth for himself with a sweet, fleeting kiss.

"I see no reason to allow this to stop us from having a date." Knelt answers, quite reasonably. Well, in his mind anyway. "It sounds to me as though this would only make such a thing more intimate." Knelt's purred trill is sweet and intrigued by the possibilities of a new experience with them. And truly, who would even bat an eye, with the amount of intersecting cultures they move through on the daily? "Though a scavenger hunt could also be interesting, if that is what you prefer." A small and polite concession, to give Birb an out, should they wish to take it.

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"In my defense, I'm blind." Birb pointed out, but the blush on their face made it pretty clear that even they knew that wasn't a great excuse given that's never stopped them from being able to tell the difference between the salt and sugar shakers. "I wanted us to go on a date but I guess now instead of a date we're gonna have to do a scavenger hunt for the key." They pouted, disappointed that they'd messed up their little game quite this badly. Sorbet was never going to let them live this down.

Handcuffed (Birb) ((The joke is they did it to themselves and lost the key))

Send 'Handcuffed' for our muses to inexplicably be handcuffed together!

"What I find most impressive is that you managed to find my spectral-proof handcuffs in the first place." Knelt comments in a mild tone as he lifts his hand as much as he can without moving Birb's adjoined arm to study the specific pair of handcuffs they had used for their joke. On second thought, perhaps cute little bedsheet ghosts was not the most thought-through pattern for them.

He had found it amusing at the time.

To tell the truth, the faint hint of a smile playing around the corner of his lip in brief flickers said he did, in fact, still find the whole situation just a touch amusing, even now.

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the secret to not losing boops is to have two kittens who can continue to do boops irl >:}

#comin at my mans with the boops

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#You but also Hollin

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Hold up is Astral Projecting yeeting the soul out of the body? Because if that were the case idk maybe???

I was anomalous, I got better. Apparently the solution to that is Have Baby in a universe where having baby would not break the laws of thermodynamics. I still think I count as a type of Undead, since I can go between spectral and human forms.

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I was anomalous, I got better. Apparently the solution to that is Have Baby in a universe where having baby would not break the laws of thermodynamics. I still think I count as a type of Undead, since I can go between spectral and human forms.

I think you are technically a Temporal Anomaly more than anything else aren't you?

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I mean to be fair I'm not the same as like a full-on whole ass ghost, I'm only halfway a ghost, so I don't think regular spectral beings are undead but I am right?

Undead is literally not-dead even though you're supposed to be so I don't think it counts

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I mean vampires are technically undead and so am I so that probably technically counts right?

This is probably why we all keep dying all the time

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Everything is edible at least once

I swear we've been to a planet that has actual edible pinecones

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lol we didn't tag you, you self-identified

why am I the freak here??

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can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

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i gotta wonder the percentage of people who reblog those gifs to be horny on main

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Send ‘🎤’ to walk in on my muse doing karaoke by themselves!

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