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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

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From Jenny and the Cat Club, written and illustrated by Esther Averill. 1958.

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like if johnny marr hadn’t gotten married at 16 he and morrissey would have been the most evil gay couple on earth

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mr J what did you do today?

It's just more of the same

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its 4/20 please take some time to remember everyone that has died / been incarcerated / lost any chance at a normal life for your right to smoke ur fuckin mids.

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“I’m very fond of Jesus Christ. He may be the most beautiful guy who ever walked the face of this earth. Any guy who said “Blessed are the poor. Blessed are the meek” has got to be a figure of unparalleled generosity and insight and madness… A man who declared himself to stand among the thieves, the prostitutes and the homeless. His position cannot be comprehended. It is an inhuman generosity. A generosity that would overthrow the world if it was embraced because nothing could weather that compassion. I’m not trying to alter the Jewish view of Jesus Christ. But to me, in spite of what I know about the history of legal Christianity, the figure of the man has touched me.”

— Leonard Cohen (via hymnsofheresy)

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basically the whole bible happens to me daily

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weed isnt real and you cant smoke it

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In the land of gods and monsters I was an angel living in the garden of evil

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My name... is Bu-sama。

俺様の名前は... ブ様。

My size: Big.

身長: 大きい。

My intelligence: Also big (genius).

知能指数：それも大きい(天才)。

My hobby: Getting stuck in a room.

趣味: 部屋に閉じ込められること。

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I FOUND THIS VINE AGAIN

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