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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your new President of the United States!

*stage fills with dark smoke and all the lights shut off aside from one spotlight*

Me: *appears in a white jumpsuit* To protect the world from devistation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above-

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Blanche: You're sick!

Willow: Somewhat, yeah, but I'm nice-looking, which makes up for a lot.

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“You are Challenged by Elite four Member Acerola!” (・ω・ )

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impossible challenge:

name one (1) bad pokemon

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when the teacher says you can work in groups of 3

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This is a Pokémon???

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Blanche, at the thought of going outside on a nice day: I hate exerting energy.

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Candela: I'm done. I'm breaking up with you!

Spark: ...

Blanche: ...

Spark: But I'm pregnant.

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Pokemon stop

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