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If you had told me there would be an interaction between two intrepid heroes that went "want one of my dice that's been rolling good for me?" "No I'm afraid I'll curse yours" I would have guessed it was Emily and Murph but never in a million years would I have guessed which was which correctly

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hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do

yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello

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Fear avatars your guys

Choosing who’d be what was outrageous

MISSPELT LONELY

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radio is not ded 📻Ψ(￣∀￣)Ψ

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It is my intention to go to the mat for the horniest man. Come on Guardian fandom!!!!

Horny on Main Round 2: Zhao Yunlan (Guardian) vs Tharn (The Sign)

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Zhao Yunlan: "man sits like a slut all the time. he becomes exponentially more of a brat in the presence of Shen Wei. he has an authority kink. he has an oral fixation. he literally just wants Shen Wei to rail him to kingdom come and I think he deserves it"

Tharn: "let’s not forget his whole horny dream about phaya choking him out and fucking him against his bathroom wall. the dream that he proceeded to think about in the midst of making breakfast the next morning"

#guardian 2018 #priest danmei #zhao yunlan

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My man is this horny in a censored show. Yall don't even know.

Horny on Main Round 1: Zhao Yunlan (Guardian) vs Mangkorn (Big Dragon)

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Zhao Yunlan: "man sits like a slut all the time. he becomes exponentially more of a brat in the presence of Shen Wei. he has an authority kink. he has an oral fixation. he literally just wants Shen Wei to rail him to kingdom come and I think he deserves it"

Mangkorn: no propaganda submitted

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"What's the deal is with the Magnus Institute?"

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That's how it went, right?

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Husbands get turned into cute little kittens, oh no, whatever should their spouses do?

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Beautiful murder husbands

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It’s 3am at Krom’s Diner

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jonathan sims top character of all time. his best friend is his ex-girlfriend’s cat. he doesn’t drink coffee. he lies about his age but everyone believes him because he acts like a 60 year old man. the second he’s faced with death he asks his coworker if he’s a ghost. he later falls in love with that coworker. instead of having a beautiful narrative arc about the importance of friendship and surrounding yourself with anchors he had a meat freak rip out his rib. he’s canonically asexual.

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We got Night Yorb art right out of the fucking gate! Hell yeah!!!

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another beautiful day at the d20 dog park

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I have great news. You make it to the first floor way before Angwyn does.

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If there's one constant in fantasy it's cats. I don't know why intellectually, but I do viscerally.

The rules of magic and reality just don't apply to cats and there is nothing authors can do to change that.

#the ten thousand doors of January #enchanted forest chronicles #realm of the elderlings #there are definitely more #cats man #little monster aliens #rote

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I think part of what made Fantasy High so beautiful is that Brennan was acutely aware that DnD was new not only to (a part of) his players, but also the audience. So he looked them in the eyes and said take my hand. This is how magic works. Also. An important thing. In here. We go batshit. There's an entire dimension in your jacket and they do not want you to ask follow-up questions. Your principal just shot someone in the head. Your god is real and he loves you but also he's kind of a loser frat boy. This man is getting his magical powers through the power of No Fap. Rock music is the source of immaculate conception. Don't be scared to create literally anything with me, you are safe here. Not from the rōmænce partner you lied about having but. From the judgement of the cruel mistress we call reality. Look at me. Laws are threats and the police is an occupying army and we will get ice cream.