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transboytwelve · 4 hours
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honestly like i get the poly(nesian) vs poly(amorous) thing, and n(on)b(lack) vs n(on)b(inary), and i’ll change to polyam or ply or enby if asked to avoid confusion, but i also need yall to know that like…its okay for one abbreviation to have multiple meanings. theres only 26 letters and we can reuse some of them, no one is “stealing” anything.
Animal Crossing did not attack Air Conditioners.
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transboytwelve · 4 hours
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Oh and if literal grass-touching IS viable, I also advocate for touching invasive grass. Many parks in the US have invasive plant removal volunteer work days. You get some air and some exercise and you can talk to other volunteers if you want or you can just march off into the trees on your own and start wreaking havoc with various hand tools. If you want to do something that is both useful AND destructive, I have found nothing better
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transboytwelve · 4 hours
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005
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transboytwelve · 4 hours
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I am having the worst gay fever I’ve had in months, maybe years. My eyes are watering, I can’t stop sniffling, even the meds aren’t helping. Surely, I will soon perish.
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transboytwelve · 19 days
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I just want to write some weird shit so Choo Choose your own adventure night!
It's a crisp May morning, you have gotten off the train from DC and are now sitting in 30th Street Station in Philadelphia waiting for your ex to text you the directions to her Row House so you can stay with her while your in town for the art exhibition. Your sat on a bench when you hear a commotion in the entry hall, a man has started to rapidly change into another form, his hair turning white and rapidly lengthening, 2 sets horns sprouting from his head, and his eyes turning to gems. He claws at the floor, leaving the vastness of space in the scratch marks, as this happens you get a text notification. The light streaming into the station from outside the windows has turned green. Suddenly over the intercoms you hear "Last train to Media now arriving in the station." You get up from your seat with a headache, a different strange man jumps into your seat from behind, as you stare at your hands a sword appears, what do you do?
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transboytwelve · 19 days
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I'm not even kidding I think food service jobs are the hardest customer service jobs that exist and if you have them on your resume long enough that it's clear you could maintain them people should be begging on their hands and fucking knees for you to work for them.
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transboytwelve · 19 days
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Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok
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transboytwelve · 24 days
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If you were a tree and I were a tree, would you pass me secret messages using our root systems
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transboytwelve · 26 days
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ship dynamic: unstoppable bastard meets immovable bitch
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transboytwelve · 26 days
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finally dipping my toes into classic who and it’s so comforting to realize that the sound of the tardis just has not changed for sixty years
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transboytwelve · 26 days
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The Cycle Must Repeat
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transboytwelve · 26 days
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my mom, watching dw, forgetting the word regenerate: is he about to....transition?
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transboytwelve · 26 days
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i dont know why the doctor doesnt see it coming when the master is somehow alive and back. its like hearing that hayao miyazaki is retiring after a movie and believing it unquestionably. at what point is it actually your fault
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transboytwelve · 26 days
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Rest in peace Ruby Sunday, you aren't dead but with each new trailer it seems less likely you're making it out of this one alive
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transboytwelve · 26 days
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i love that kate stewart has just been appearing EVERYWHERE recently. unit shut down in the first new years special and we all went 'ah fuck' and then a couple years later she is appearing in every second episode. i love her for it. more please
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