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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding
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Shrek (2001)
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“why are all your friends transfems?” why do the flowers bloom each year? why do the rivers continue to flow on and on? why do people sing? why do you smile? because they’re fucking beautiful and my world wouldn’t be the same without them. I love my friends so much.
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“why do you stretch your shoulderblades so much?” my wings boy. boy my wings
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discarded thoughts
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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mori chakku, the creator of gloomy bear, in his red themed gloomy bear bedroom located in osaka (1999)
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What pride flag is this (wrong answers only)
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do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?
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https://href.li/?https://www.pixiv.net/stacc/menkichi
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some more garfs I drew for pride month last year, there are more variants but I’ll probably post them later on. happy lesbian visibility week!
Edit: here are the rest!
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griffin mcelroy is so funny because youll see clips of him talking and its always either something like "my names sprite pepsi and im abstinence until i DIE" or its something like "that was the last conversation you ever had with your sister. when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying, others are abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable." and theres no in between
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coyote in the fridge
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puppyplay patches - pt 2
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