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every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head

#cpu

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Do students in the US actually use pencils on exams? What about a dokumentenechter Stift? Pencils are not dokumentenecht? The entire Bundesrepublik Deutschland would explode if you used a non dokumentenechten Stift in an exam.

#we do use a pencil here but it has to have a certain grade of graphite !! #n even then they always brief us to make sure the test answers are filled in as completely as possible

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Orange Lappet Moths (Alompra roepkei), male and female, family Lasiocampidae, MCM Nature Discovery Villa, Fraser's Hill, Malaysia

photographs by David Fischer

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Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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LOVE IS LOVE IS NOTHING WITHOUT YOU!

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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If we somehow get a 4 day work week going I want Wednesday off. Not three days in a row. I wanna work for two days, get a day to can some vegetables or whatever, and then work two days and then get a weekend. I want a Power Nap of a day. Also idk why my phone decided to capitalize Power Nap but it’s a proper noun now I guess

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we poke fun but the hat genuinely makes the egg more handsome and alluring

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Keep sucking HER (🖥️) flat face.