Sev/20/he-him/bi/trans neighborhood short king and dumb shit. current mod of @bluegrassnoirscroll down for yelling————If I had to take a guess I’d say I’m probably closest aligned to the fall court cause the spring court would beat my ass and the winter court would make popcorn. Oh by the way the fair folk are real. Should’ve lead with that. ————I’m not scared of horses I’m angry about them. When I see a horse I feel a blind rage building in my chest that can only be satiated by screaming. These are not screams of terror. I am not afraid of horses. Horses should fear me, if anything. I am so angry at all times about these quadrupeds. I’ve never felt a rage so deep about anything in my life. My head is spinning. If I had to go to heaven and god said it was full of horses I would walk back down. This is not a JOKE I am SO ANGRY about HORSES and its not even that they’re bad personality-wise I just cannot stand the way they’re built. I have dozens of examples of terrible awful biology and they’re all horses. It’s two in the morning and I’m crying with righteous fury.
I don't really go in the lost media and lostwave communities but I'm reading about how they found today a song they've been searching for years (Everyone Knows That aka. EKT) and turns out it originated from an 80s porno. The whole deal is so funny help.
i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!
one of my favorite gags is when the characters huddle and gossip. these were the only ones I could remember off the top of my head but I think there's more
I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
i wish there was a way to make a discord server where when you even open it to look at what people wrote it starts playing break stuff on a loop while ignoring your device volume just blasting it. and every twelve seconds you would get an automatic @everyone ping