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Odysseus Bootlickers

#fucking IMAGINE #the dark timeline

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Mandeep: Can I ask you for some dating advice?

Eugene: Just because I'm with Riley doesn't mean I have any idea how I did it.

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I selfship with the Mothman on main. Hello fellow cryptid fuckers.

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I bet Mothman is king of making flower chains. He has to be with that many hands.

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Mothman doodles :D

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Mothman is a himbo and you cannot change my mind

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babe… would you still love me if i were, say…. i don’t know… just spitballin’ here…… mothman?

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Eugene when Anonymous Strike is gone for a day: Okay I didn't like her but I LIKED not liking her. Who am I gonna not like now? She’s left such a hole.

#source: red dwarf

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It’s the boy...

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He’s a little shy 😳

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Eugene & Riley

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Mandeep: You can’t whack death on the head!

Gege: If he comes near me I’m gonna rip his nipples off.

#source: red dwarf

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Eugene: So it’s not a present then?

Mandeep: Of course it’s not, that was a front to attract the DEEPLY stupid.

Riley: Oh Genie, you didn’t stand a chance!

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Mandeep: Even if we were going to break into Desmond’s office to split him and his partner up, what would you propose?

Eugene: We get to Desmond’s office through the air vents - I already paid off the guards. Then you make him look like the nerdiest slob in the entire universe. Now THIS is what you leave in his office.

Eugene, pulling out a half eaten onion sandwich: A half eaten onion sandwich. That’s always a passion killer.

Mr Stake: Is it? I like those.

Eugene, ignoring him: Then there’s these! Science Mag Monthly. What a total nerd he’ll look with those!

Mandeep: They’re mine.

Eugene: Then there’s these tragically unfashionable superhero underpants.

Mandeep: THEY’RE mine.

Eugene: And finally, 80s top of the pops cds. If that doesn’t scare off Desmond’s partner, nothing will.

Mandeep: Have you been going through my things?

#source: red dwarf

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It's been awhile since I posted anything.

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Yes? No? Maybe so?

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Spring Break! That means vacation! Which is why I am currently on my way to San Juan. Drew these on the plane! (Also, it is my birthday! Makes this trip even better!)